How to speak Canadian - Now with more OZ-T and less "Eh"!

Ketchup chips are the best.

 

Are we going to see a ban for that or what

some people are too stupid to realize how stupid they are

how ironic

 

I was waiting for this. Probably my whole life waiting for ketchup chips to come up in the TW forum.

 

Expectations






Reality

 

Fer wut?

 

To know them is to love them. I see you do not know them, as they are not “puffs”.

Hawkins has famously resisted expansion into the USA and takeover bids from Frito Lay, Kraft, etc.

At Hawkins they only work 4 days a week, only sell the world’s greatest cheese snack in Canada, and only make one flavour. They still use highly flammable acetate bags so you can see how much you are getting, and NEVER advertise.

They introduced a “nacho cheese” variety in the 90’s and it was so hugely popular, that they discontinued it, because it taxed their ability to produce their classic variety, and made the factory too hectic. Too much trouble!

The most anti-capitalist company on earth.

 

Sorry to point out,
you forgot to mention,
he forgot to say Sorry. eh.

I know you feel Sorry about that, but it's Ok eh.

Snow's almost here eh.
I see the leaves are changing coloUrs, and falling all aboot eh.

Did you hear about Billy, eh, in his 300zed?
He painted it a new coloUr eh!
Said it makes it easier to see in the snowbanks eh.
Told him does not matter eh, once the snow hits 200cm, cars all covered.
he'll never see it then when he goes looking all aboot for it. eh.
Hey, wanna come over and play hockey in my back yard ice rink?
Made it myself eh.
Sorry it's not real big,
But there are big snowbanks to put our two-four of Moosehead beer in eh!
Got a few Maples too eh, we can give em a squeeze to get some fresh syrup eh.


Sorry if anyone was offended by this.

 

http://www.cheezies.com/index3.htm

fuckyah. That’s what I like to see. If only Zuckbot, Gates, and Bezos were not the evil mofos they are, it would be a better world.

 

Americans are just jealous eh,

'cause those hosers can't get the forbidden Kinders eh!

Sorry eh,

 

The toys suck so much, I won't even buy them for my kid anymore. I do love the flavour though.

NO AUTOCORRECT. IT'S SPELT FLAVOUR

 

They don’t let ‘em across the border as part of the “War on Drugs”.

You think the crack epidemic is bad………just wait until the CHUDS are running around with bright orange lips and bright orange fingers from their cheezie addiction.

 

next time you’re up North, grab a bag!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DFdUWnRJfW8

 

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We gave you Pineapple on Pizza. “The Hawaiian”. You’re welcome eh.



And also, I appreciate the atmosphere of non political here. I want to express my love affection of Toyota Trucks and this is one of the better places to show it.

 

These new monthly dumpster fire 3rd gen threads are fantastic, there goes 20 minutes of my life catching up...

Best new feature on TW since I've been back!

 

You just did it again!

 

The fuck you haven't. I seent it.

 

Could one of you explain this?