Ontario BS Thread

Negative, I got my 2DR corolla…

 

I thought that was just a joke... you actailly drive a BrZ?

Do you vape too??

 

I do. I also almost bought a WRX over my Tacoma.

 

They did a study on Subaru owners....

https://www.theatlantic.com/busines...-came-to-be-seen-as-cars-for-lesbians/488042/

 

The article was long so I skimmed through it. So roof racks signaled gay and lesbian drivers? Phew, good thing my Subaru doesn't have a roof rack.

 

you're not the only one...
Would have been this one. Canadian edition and only 100 of them, Colour is really close to Cement but a bit more blue. Dealers only got one and the Subi dealer by me was holding it for me for a few days before deciding the Tacoma.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zP0QPO7iWg

 

explains why there are so many guys that drive the WRX. Looking for some ass but they dont realize the ass aint interested.


like the motorcycle gang. thinking you'd pick up chicks, but all you get are guys coming up to you to chat

 

Idk why but your font on your computer seems like it thinks that it’s better than me

 

More targeted to the Lesbian branch of the LGBTQ community.

Someone had mentioned it to me, and I thought it was just a crude stereotype joke,
then thought about it for a sec and realized that i had a couple of beer buddies, and they were Lesbian.
And they drove a Subaru. Sensible chuckle and put it in the back of my mind to mention it to them.
Thought ok must be a coincidence, but started noticing a high % of Subie's with the rainbow sticker on the back.
So of course me being the inquisitive sh*t disturber that I am,
Crack it as a joke to my friends,
Figured I get a laugh for being a "dumb-cis".
Lol nope, they got all excited and laughed like hell and said yeah, they are a very popular brand in the community,
They said the best way to find a "Good bar" in a strange town is to find one with the parking lot full of Subaru's.
That conversation had me slapping the table and wheezing on the floor, those ladies were never accused of being PC or holding back in a conversation.

I figured @MaverickT883 might have chosen the Tacoma because there was more purse room.

 

Yeah, kinda like gives a whole new meaning to “Look at the rack on that one” don’t it.

 

Lol or they are interested until they see who's driving.

I can Imagine a few guys looking in the mirror to see if they had shit on their face or something.

"Wtf man, cute chick walking up, takes one look at me and goes eeewwww and walks away, maybe she don't like the Boston Bruins hat I got on"

 

Damn straight I did.

 

And those motorcycle guys comming up to chat have an ass. AAAA- HAAA motorcycle guys win....

Wait..... What...... ahhhhh.

 

Only if it's a TRD purse:

 

It bought the TRD pro, so of course it is

 

Someone get the burn ointment.

 

I don’t even have a comeback for that one. Damn.

 

I bought something.

 

Personally I'd get the Milwaukee but as with every tool, as long as you use it its worth it to buy... nice tool...