AZ BS Thread 4²0

Heart attack in a cup lmfao isn't like 400mg considered the safe amount for adults???

 

No idea. A normal cup if like 95mg or something. My best friend keeps getting me stronger and stronger coffee.


Pretty sure he's trying to kill me.

 

"best friend" = girlfriend

 

If Andy is my girlfriend....

Wait, you're right.

 

giggity

 

Good lord! Does it come with a nosebleed and a wicked hangover too?

 

You know what is crazy. It's super smooth and I don't get jittery from it.

Probably because my heart stopped working this morning and I'm running off caffeine but no jitters at all!

 

wifes birthday is sunday and I have no idea what to get her. She doesnt like gifts that come as mods for her truck. I would get her a new paddle, cooler and seat for her paddle board but that season is pretty much done up here. Otherwise she has everything she wants. I am lost.

 

A little late but Etsy is your friend in these situations.

 

The wife is all about experiences over here. We did a board and brush thing one night, and don't get me wrong, you can absolutely recreate the experience at home if not better, but sneak in a couple of flasks and do it a bit ironically after dinner, and you get a couple of home decor pieces that come with a good story. (On a work computer, so I'll add uber home)

This is the time of year that they'll have holiday stencils too, so you can get some holiday decor early. (Edit to remove "on the low," that's a lie).

 

Usually I am really good at presents for here. I am just running into blanks this time. Yeah a bit late for Etsy.

Yeah she does those with friends at our house all the time. And has a whole storage room filled with decorations for every season and holiday. She doesnt need anymore. I did take sunday off to do something with her but with it supposedly raining up here we cant really go out like she would want to. I like the idea of getting her loaded tho. Maybe hook her up with some birthday sexy time lol

 

Me too?

 

We know you're shooting blanks.

 

Got her a new AR a few weeks ago as her new truck gun.

Seems I just been buying her to much good shit lately and should have been holding out for her birthday. Fuck.....

 

hahaha well at this moment in time thats all she is going to get from me.

 

Take a shower
Put a bow on your dick

Ta-da!

 

Yeah, set the bar lower in the future, ffs.

 

Dick in a box!

 

Seeee the rest of the crew gets the idea