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Mornin holder of the lubrication cans

 

I just spit my coffee

 

down this way we call them "shade tree" mechanics

 

That was pretty good

 

I’ve bent roll bar piping in the Y of trees.
There were no leaves for shade.
Does that still count?

 

I wouldn't go so far as to say flunky. But like we've discussed before....as your certifications slowly expire you lose the ability to wrench. At some point oil changes will become a challenge, brake jobs will be impossible, etc. It will eventually get to the point where you won't be able to identify tools.

Sorry buddy

 

We use that one too

 

Well, will I see my shrine before I get to that point?

 

You already got your patch...

 

That’s the portable one.
How about the permanent one?

 

great Segway for hump day wouldn't you say?

 

Where would it be located?

 

I don't know. But I'll take your tools before they prop you up in the corner of the garage for decoration.

 

Junk yard?
Rotting away just like everything else?

 

It was hump tuesday night for me.

 

Oh Thanks.
Better buy a bigger house before you go down that road..

 

Excellent question

 

Oh they're tools. I will make them fit. I can always sell off kids and give the wife away

 

So proud

 

Oh crap.
You trying to barter again?