50+ thread

Thats funny.back in the day there was an old guy here that always told youngins they were still shitting in their pants when he was working here as a way to make himself look incharge. one day he told a young girl that in front of a group of people and without even taking a breath she said(yea you were, but ill still be here when you start shitting yours again). we hit the floor laughing. he never used that again.

 

Just happened again .... a few minutes ago !!!

 

When I joined TW, I just jumped right to the end of this thread. Didn't realize there was an entrance exam. And yes, I'm 50+.

1. What condiments do you prefer for your hot dogs? Think carefully!

Depends on my mood. Sometimes plain, no bun, with a slice of Kraft cheese wrapped around it. Sometimes just ketchup (real ketchup, not the stuff with added sugar/sweetner). Sometimes ketchup and mustard. Sometimes both of those and onions and/or relish. Sometimes coney sauce, with onions and cheese. Sometimes chili with onions and cheese. No, coney sauce is not the same as chili.

1. What snack cakes Little Debbie’s, Hostess or Drake?!

None of the above, really. If I had to pick one of those, it'd be a tossup between Little Debbie's and Hostess. Probably Hostess.

1. What is your preferred hardware for removing the younglings from the lawn?

Stepping out on the porch and loudly announcing, "Am I glad you showed up! I have some chores that need doing and you look like you need something to occupy your time!" They vacate pretty quick.

1. Dog or Cat? This is not a question about what is on the dinner menu!

Having had both, I am definitely a dog person. Currently have two Jack Russel Terrorists running the pack.

1. Goat Porn?

None to speak of. That being said, I don't judge. Whatever happens between consenting adults and their farm animals is their business.

1. Coffee or Tea? Those are your only choices!

Coffee. Black, the way God intended it. Although, a properly brewed lapsang souchong with a slug of single-malt (works best with Islay, something really peaty, like Laphroaig) is a very close second. Coffee before noon, tea and scotch on a chilly evening.

1. Bacon

Yes, more please. Thick cut, peppered. Not maple syrup flavored, though.

1. Toilet paper rolls, over or under?

I have no preference and, over the years, have developed the ability to use it, when needed, regardless of whether or not some heathen has hung it the wrong way around.

1. Daylight Savings good or bad?

Terrible.

1. How do you like your steak cooked?

Medium rare, tending toward rare.

1. °C, °K or °F ?

°F

1. Miracle whip or mayo?

Mayonnaise. The fewer ingredients the better. We grew up on Miracle Whip. That stuff is terrible.

 

I was a Junior in High School in '84

 

Welcome, I think... You should be a vegan cause letting you cook steak should be a sin!

Welcome, I suppose; I think that's the most long-winded exam I've seen... At least you cook your steak right!

 

Hang in there, those are some powerful meds. Hopefully, they will fix the dosage in the next round.

 

Darn youngin's

I was still in Marine Corps at that time

 

I was discharged 2 years married that year. Don’t know where it went.

 

I graduated from college with an undergrad degree in 1984. Good times but bad times for a job.

 

Hang in there, Chuck.

 

Get well.

 

and NAP TIME!

 

I just got discharged from the hospital and getting ready to head home , just waiting on my Brother and SIL to get here

My Doctor has restricted me from driving for 8 weeks , that's when my pain pills are all gone !!!

 

I swear I wans't typing out quiz answers in an effort to actively not participate in yet another time-wasting meeting. Honest.

 

We gave you a pass.

Sounds like you work with kindergarteners