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Wooo! Second group of trick or treaters.

It was the same group as the first time. They got hooked up

 

Spend an autumn in NV when it blooms and we'll see what you think of sage after that

sneezes violently

 

The real trouble is at 11 o’clock on a Monday night watching Monday night football keeping track of your clean hand versus non-clean hand and make sure the chicken is 165°F when you’ve got two shots of bourbon in your gullet

 

stop jerking off while you're watching football

 

Lol. Not even a remote possibility. I’m watching the Manning cast.

 

You mean stop watching football while you’re jerking off

 

Welp, I think the thread is just about done here. Let's pack it up everybody, it's over.

 

the fuck is wrong with the two of you. There's gotta be at least one channel with women's volleyball on

 

@TreeFortRichard I agree though. It's def hard to resist

 

https://youtu.be/hY3W9Z4bdS8

 

I have one. They work amazingly.

Parents all know bout the Frida.

 

they work amazingly, but its the grossest thing i've had to do, i switched back to the good ole bulb type now that she's a little older and less reactive to it

 

Bro WTF - I just looked at that, why on earth did anyone think that was the way to go?

 

its easier than the bulb when they're small and it removes a ton more in one suction than the bulb, but you only get about 1 suction every 15 minutes because they're fussy

 

This is my thought on having children. lol

 

They have a filter system. Its not just a straw.

When you have kids, you stop being a pussy about body goo. You have no choice

 

Dude, there's a difference between becoming a parent and thinking "YO WTF"

"there's a filter" THAT AIN'T A SAVING GRACE.

You need suction, these are a couple bucks. I don't but the BS that you need to use your lungs for that.

$7 Frienda Large Plastic Syringe 4 Pack Measuring Syringe Tools Dispensing Multiple Uses(20 ml)

https://www.amazon.com/Frienda-Scie...==&sprefix=plunger+syringe,aps,75&sr=8-3&th=1

 

You are a child

 

Oh sweet summer child.

Becoming a parent is nothing but a constant stream of WTFs.