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Aren't I older than you?

Yeah, and that's fine. Literal sucking of snot is not normal regardless my man.

 

You do understand the snot remains entirely contained in the device and never enters your body, right?

 

Child please

 

I think my folks would agree on that one.

 

Did anybody keep track of the S&P for the month? Which group won? I don't think anybody?

 

stonks close oct at 3871, bottom at 3577 on oct 12...so ya nobody won lol. the 3000 and under crowd were the most wrong though, so even if nobody won, they still lost. your choices were shit. do better next time.

 

Weren't my choices, blame @jandrews

 

ok you get a pass this time

 

Wrong is wrong. You're all losers.

 

I just voted.

 

truer words have never been spoken

 

this aint black and huwhite son. some people are BIGGER losers

 

bout to make a life changing decision...BBIG or Powerball ticket?

 

I'm going to say BBIG purely out of self interest.

But in truth, it also has far better odds.

 

You can’t win if you don’t play.

 

Both, obviously

 

i just missed the pop

 

just light that money on fire...at least you get immediate results and you dont have to stay up at night wondering whats gonna happen

 

I didn't. They'll be plenty more pop in the next few months.

 

Nah. Waiting is teaching us all what Buffett has been saying for fucking years. Time in the market beats timing the market.


On a side note, I'm 10% richer right now. Don't worry about the fact that I'm over 70% poorer overall.