Moving to Texas?

uh oh....
number three....The whole pulling a car out of a ditch with a chain...I may have done that before lol..

ook so it wasn't in a ditch it was this poor guy with a lifted f150 that stalled at a turn lane on a fairly busy intersection. He was trying to push it but yeah....he could barely reach the steering wheel with the door open. I always carry a heavy chain in one of my rear bed compartments so I pulled him into the nearby kroger parking lot. Like a good redneck....see us redneckecks watch out for each other.

 

amen brother.........we do indeed!!!

 

He was talking about Texas rednecks. I don't know what you Carolina boys do to each other.

 

Being a redneck is universal, rednecks help each other out no matter what state

 

You gotta be southa red reever.

 

Snobby rednecks.... i never thought i'd see the day...

 

So, remind me then, why do you make weak threats about invading Texas again? Izzat some way of helpin us out in your twisted mind?

 

Weak threats, they are. He can't do sh!t. His Tigers are losing every night. Just ignore the Big Bird. Oops I meant Big Pussy. Sorrrrry.

 

The two things are completely unrelated. My desire to kick Texas' ass has nothing to do with whether i would help you if you needed it. If your truck were stuck in a ditch and you needed help i would lend a hand (although i may push you back in the ditch after i get your truck out). Rednecks are known for being helpful, even to non-rednecks. Not helping out a fellow redneck would be a breach of the redneck code. So i still hate Texas but i would still help a texan out if he needed it. I guess that makes me a better man

 

Thanks for the intel, cousin. That'll help our defensive plans if you guys ever cross the Sabine in force.

 

ok,ok..........texas has done it, ive decided that the nice and helpful side of my redneckedness wont do anything for texans at all, redneck or not.


you got it right nd.........snobby rednecks.....what the hell is this world comin too????


hey mudbug...........so i guess this means all us real rednecks are east of the mississippi river...........works for me!!!!!

 

haha I can't believe i've reduced myself to this conversation...

Truth be told....yes I have a redneck side and I drive a 4x4 but....

Ok I won't buy clothes from wal-mart or target. I won't even go IN to ross... it smells funny....Umm The last time I was at wal mart some redneck tried to run me over with his lifted F150 while I was on a crosswalk ...literally...so I got mad and smashed his mirror into his windshield and broke the mirror glass.

Umm me redneck? Not quite. Don't get me wrong I have nothing against them. I'm a very liberal person socially (don't get me started on economically though) I'm just not a redneck myself. I'm much more likely to be seen wearing a suit than jeans and a cowboy hat.

All that being said...I do have a chain in the bed of my truck if some hot chick gets her mercedes stuck in a ditch haha.

 

yeah, i dont mind scrapping for a while. been there done that, the next day kicks my ass though!!!!

im just glad everyone on here has a sense of humor.

anyone that doesnt know it........redneck isnt just a thing......its a way of life!!! and here in sc........totally customary!!!


by the way, mudbug..........jeans and a cowboy hat aint exacxtly redneck bro!!!

 

I consider myself more of a redneck at heart than a "wear it on my sleeves redneck". I dont have a southern accent for some reason. I dont wear hats in general, i dont hunt and i hate to fish, and i never say "aint", but due to the way i was raised i consider myself redneck. 80% of my moms side of the family lives in trailer parks. My dads side is more country than redneck.... yes there is a big difference between country and redneck. I was raised hunting, and fishing, and shooting, and camping, and blowing stuff up for the hell of it, but not all of it stuck. I dont hunt cause i dont have the patience and i dont fish cause i hate everything about fish.... also, i dont have the patience. However, i fully accept the redneck way of life. I still shoot and camp and hike and whoop like a redneck when i feel it is necessary. So like i said, alot of people wouldnt consider me "outright" redneck but in my heart i'm all about blowin up a opossum for the hell of it....and then eating it.

 

That just means you need to drink more while fishin' or huntin', it's like time travle in a bottle or can.

I thought that was huntin' to a redneck?

 

oops

 

good point TRDeity, i guess blowing up a opossum is a form of hunting.... dynamite is definately a form of fishing....

 

im country.........and redneck till the day i die!!!! but..............i'll be damned if im gonna eat a damn possum. too damn greasy!! i've seen them cooked in the oven.................think ill pass!! i'll keep on eating my deer meat and mashed taters and gravy..........good eatin there!!!