PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

In a mall bathroom...?

 

You'd bang Jennifer Anniston in a mall bathroom?

 

Don’t make this about me. I said your statement was ridiculous!

 

Okay, maybe if it was a really hot actress or other celebrity...

 

If i had the choice...Scarlet

 

After sex in a bathroom or sex in general?

 

@ABA180
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My old boss Sam used to live across the street from an attractive blonde woman named Stacia; I am accustomed to seeing Stacia walking her three dogs during the day...

At like 8:30pm tonight, I was driving around Doylestown with the Christmas lights on. At the intersection of Hamilton Street and State Street (I was on on State), a hot blonde who appears to be in her 20s flagged me down. People wanting selfies with my truck is a common occurrence, whether it's the Zombie Truck or the Christmas Truck...

I waved at the seemingly mysterious hot blonde and she approached me. I was at a stop sign and there was nobody behind me, so what the hell? Another hot girl took a selfie with the truck (and me in the background) on Court Street not long before...

Next thing I know, mystery blonde is running around to the passenger side of my truck and trying to open the door; I thought she was a drunk looking for a ride and all I could think to say was "Uh, I'm not an Uber."

Up until this point, I'd had the Christmas music cranked so loud that I couldn't hear her. She said "It's Stacia" and explained that she was in heals and needed a ride around the corner to the Maennerchor (which is a members only after hours bar).

I unlocked the door, and she just sat down on the pile of random stuff in my front seat without putting on her seatbelt. I drove her to the Maennerchor, and got repaid with a kiss on the cheek when we arrived.

For the record, Stacia could pass for being in her 20s or 30s, but she is at least 50 and probably somewhere in the range of 52-53 at this point. Despite her age, she is impossibly hot.

 

Nice, sounds like you were in the right place at the right time.

 

Yes!

 

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This happened after on in the night, when I was driving back to Doylestown after cruising around New Hope; I wanted to make a right right turn from York Road onto Swamp Road. There was a red light and two cars ahead of me in the far right lane. Rights on red are allowed at this intersection; I did what I have done countless times before at this same intersection and passed on the shoulder. The second car in line was a silver Ford Edge. Neither car had its right signal on.

I was passing the silver Ford when the driver just laid on his horn for no apparent reason and scared the shit out of me. I looked over at him and threw up my arms as if to say "What?"

He responded by flipping me off, and I'm thinking "okay, this jerkoff is turning right and forgot to turn on his blinker, and thinks I'm trying to cut in front of him".

I stopped to let him go in front of me, and to my shock he went straight; I have no idea what I did to make him so angry.

The red line represents me, and the blue line represents the silver Ford...

 

So, in case you missed it, this 19-year old I was telling you about turned out to be a psycho. She sent me all sorts of naughty pictures and videos, and wanted to have sex with me in a bathroom stall at the King of Prussia Mall. She became enraged when I told her that I was uncomfortable with this, and I had to block her on social media.

 

Yeah, but it didn't feel right. There was something super sketchy about the whole situation.

 

She was not stupid. She sent me a bunch of raunchy stuff via SnapChat, and then she removed me from the chat so I can't see it anymore; I took a nap on Tuesday night and woke up to text messages with fully naked pics of her. I'd only known her for a day and had never met her in person.

 

Was it a standard size stall, or the over sized deluxe handicap stall.
This is important information.

 

It might have been the family restroom.