Whatever

Ah-Ha!!!! Youdunnit too!!! Was I farting?? Damn!

 

I'm da Pope of Whatever, I deal in all "religions" or lack there of.

 

1. Whats the difference between whipped cream and whipped topping. (Cause one sounds real and the other sounds illegitimate)
2. Does adding whipped cream make it a Sundae?

 

Found it!!!!

 

You prolly shouldn’t pass the offering plate down my row….

 

Yes and kinda. And *sundae*

 

fixed.

 

Spoiler: Warning !!!!!

 

Fuck that, give me some hoes that might show me a thing or two. I mean, you're dead so an STD isn't anything you gotta worry with

 

I know!!!!

 

1. Whipped cream in a can has fresh cream as its first ingredient, but it's got the usual sugars and preservatives. Whipped topping contains very little cream, but also hydrogenated oils. It's mostly artificial.

2. Putting whipped cream on anything can make it a sundae

 

i think you missed the age perspective here young man!!! You are the sum of your experiences after all…

 

Are you implying what I think you are?

 

I’m simply saying that I’ve done moar ‘dirty deeds’ than virgins.
May or may knot have had an STD back in the day….

 

1. Whipped cream is aerated heavy cream. Whipped topping is aerated brominated vegetable oil with artificial sweeteners, preservatives and stabilizers.

2. A sundae is an ice cream dessert of American origin that typically consists of one or more scoops of ice cream topped with sauce or syrup and in some cases other toppings such as: sprinkles, whipped cream, marshmallows, peanuts, maraschino cherries, or other fruits.

I already know you can't get blood out of a turnip.

Oh. Hey, I remember making that one!

 

Dirty deeds done with sheep maybe...



Don't you love those giant long q-tips they shove down yer pee-hole for some of those test?