Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

Lmfao.. nice!!

 

What the hell I'll play along haha

 

did you get rid of the bed because you're still learning to reverse without hitting something? i bet it was more dented than your cab/doors.

 

Oh look...it's the off road Dom Toretto wannabe with the NOS tank strapped behind the cab...



NOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

This is the second gen Taco Roast thread, not the second gen mall buggy wannabe condom advertisement thread, for fucks sake. If I was your mother I would bury myself out of shame. What do you keep behind the second doo there, your dignity? You don't need a double cab for that one bud, your purse will fit in an access cab just fine. Nice posing shot, couldn't help but notice you had to stage it behind the back door of your local Quiznos, because somehow you would make them look even worse by parking up front. Assuming you know how to park between the lines since you clearly can't color between them. Even your truck is facing away from you. Does your shame mobile even have matching fenders on the front? Judging by the state of the back end, probably not. Good thing you cut the bed off and replaced it with that tube, gives you something to hang on to while you're being doggy styled at the Jeep meet. Maybe you can take your high lift down off the roof and use it as a walking cane. Hope there's a step stool back there to help you get into the damn thing.

 

Daaaaaaaaang

 

I read this to my wife and even she's laughing...

 

I know I didn’t in tech school and IQT… Now as a SrA I definitely know when to pull the “Sorry I didn’t know” BS. Call me a DBA but it’s worked the one or two times I’ve needed

 

You mean the way she does every morning when she looks out the window and sees that sad attempt of compensation blocking the driveway?

 

Toyota makes cars too. If you hate doing actual work with your truck so much you had to throw away the bed you could’ve just got a Prius.

 

This beast would easily crawl OVER my truck but good god…

Dammit man where’s your dignity? Clean up this rats nest RN!

 

I had to take a dana 30 axle to work to cut the brackets off and weld a truss on it. But I agree it isn't as organized as I like.

 

You sir win.

 

UCAs are crying in the club. Send a ladder.
Rear suspension has help tho

 

No comments are needed, this truck roasts itself. Next photo.

 

This truck just screams “fake gold spinners, Mexican musical horn and run for the boarder stickers”

 

I showed my truck this picture. And she instantly promised to stop burning oil..