Hockey Trash Talk & BS thread

...except for this:

Fucking Luongo

Goodnight now...

 

WARNING I AM ABOUT TO VENT.. Yet if you play NHL 11 you might understand


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

I spent two hours tonight on my NHL 11 game trying to find a way to get my roster to match the real one.. with one exception**

So I do the Math and think I have enough Cap room too Add Sturm, Arnott and Wideman to my rosters.. The Set Up:

Drop DJ King... Since I cant make them release Sturm I trade a few BS picks in 2015 for him.

Next Trade Dave Steckle and 2012 3rd Rd Pick for Arnott..

Then I Trade some Nobody off of my Hershey bears roster and the Correct Pick to get Wideman from FLA.. Well I am short on the Cap by 0.01 Million Dollars.. yes 10K $.. and because I was on trade deadline day in my game I couldnt go to my roster and drop a 2 Way player to Hershey to make the room.. BUT I didnt know this, I was thinking I just skip past the Phone screens and then move the guy and post the trade.. well know it says deadline pasted blah blah blah.. and it Autosaved.. WTGDFBS is this. So I have played this whole season with as Authentic rosters as a could except the one exception and now it feels like it was for nothing.

FML... by the way the Exception is listed below.



Exception.. I traded Tom Poti to make Cap room bc he is been hurt like 90% of season in "real life" and probobly wont be back playing full time for the rest of the year.. So I got a Different D Man to rotate with my 3rd line D, and it ended up not making a differance.


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I have also figrued out the reason I am short cap room and the real team isnt is because two players are on Long Term IR and they do not count against the Cap until they return and aslong as they are each out like 5 more games there cost is low enough.. i guess i wasnt lucky enough to get any my players in the game hurt...

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK

oh and THE RANGERS, PENGUINS & FLYERS ALL SUCK

 

Hey Dweeb , this thread is for REAL hockey .

As a Capitals fan , I'll let it slide because you probably are unable to recognize real hockey .

 

Shouldn't you be in bed ?

 

We are getting hit with hurricane force winds tomorrow .

No word of a lie

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/story/2011/03/01/bc-wind-warning.html

 

Typical douchebag Flyers fan .

 

you live in an arm pit.

 

I like that , kinda European .

 

Although an old one. I asked for it.

Well who is going to step up and end this run of terror?

BGR, Acmair, Jacob...somebody?

 

Sharks play them 3/10. Thy will be done.

 

Praise be on you, my son

 

Do your ice girls shave?

 

Just their beavers

 

Piss off or I will talk Bettman into taking away your team and move it to the US.. somewhere like Kansas City or Houston

 

You got it all wrong , the US teams are gonna be heading North , to Quebec City and Winnipeg

 

Being a true Canucks fan, I knew you would have the answer

 

wouldnt suprise me. he'll probably put a team in mexico or hawaii before he will put another team in canada.

 

I like the way the Sharks are plaing right now I might get tickets for this game.
Niemi is playing just like he did during the end of the year run he had with Chicago last year.

 

kings suck that is all...

 

What happened to FTMFW?