Ontario BS Thread

nowhere in that particular post does it say 37s




the moon landing studio:

 

but think about how much an oil change will cost you

and insurance...




eh it's only money

 

Proof of 37's

 

how to make that comercial:
1)get an "arts" degree (can be liberal arts or just tiktok experience, either will do)
2) have a good buddy with a "lambo"
3) make sure you have speechcraft lvl 60 or higher to convince him to dive his car in a circle
4) doesn't have to be a lambo, can be a prius with painted cardboard on it
5) obtain Essential tremor disorder
6) buy google pixle camera because you're convinced the advertisements are good
7) get another buddy and borrow his drone
8) drive cardboard prius down legal roads and drive into "your buddies backyard" which turns out you tresspassed onto conservation land (like that matters anymore, good job Owntario!)
9) as you are filming shake the camera like you're trying to kill a baby, crash drone into the car/ ground at least 15 times.
10)google "free video editor software" and obtain filmora for the low price of $50.
11) get ripped stocked photos off youtube; some guy snowboarding on whister mountain, some stock photo of your sister walking down the hallway as she's pissed off at you.
12) apply brown filter over entire video, include sound effects from the wrong lambo from need for speed game back in 2005.
13) pay some kid on fiver to make "dank" rap lyrics
14) you speak a rap the same way futurama does
15) upload to youtube
16)????
17) profit!

 

yup, that convinced me

 

Overrated as fuck imo

 

That is an awesome pic. Scary and puzzling.
It's scarry because a polar bear can sneak up on you. Puzzling because I did not think Hamilton has places like that. Guess it dose.

 

Me likes that ice fishing shack behind you…..That is where I would want to be trying to catch some dinner!

 

Hate the stuff. Thats why i spend it right away to get rid of it.

 

Root of all evil. Even if you try to save it, hidden fee’s & charges will eventually whittle it down to F/A. Avoid the pain & cleanse yourself while there is still time.

 

Handy Flag will be happy to take the money off your hands. The folding dune flag I bought for Silver Lake is now available with much reduced shipping cost to Canada. Additionally take 20% off with discount code THANKS20: https://www.handyflag.com/product-page/orange-handy-flag-kit

There's also a Ferrari Enzo V12 crate engine for sale if you have too much money to get rid of: https://rmsothebys.com/en/auctions/mi22/miami/lots/n0001-ferrari-enzo-engine/1305463

 

Will it fit in my civic?

 

^Yes, with possibly less firewall cutting than fitting 37s.

 

Project rooling along today. A little clean up b4 some paint. I hope.they fit. Haven't even tryed them on yet.

 

If anyones interested in a roof rack https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/prisnu-copy-rack-and-box.786541/

Trucks a bit lighter now

 

I knew it all along! They never fooled me.
Nice pic btw

 

Need a suggestion for some good flaps for a 3rd Gen 4 Runner.

 

Even has a little stove outside!

 

Handy flag sounds like a good idea as i plow through 4ft of snow...

For the money of that v12.... i'll buy ford's ev crate engine and do a manual conversion for the Taco

 

Holy shit, he's bald!