Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

I want in, it’s been awhile lol!

 

What oncoming traffic looks like when you're headed into work in the morning.

 

What's there to roast? I'm sure it's a fine looking truck.... Hard to see it under all of that farkle. At least get matching yellow lights next time. Or some tinsel for the top. Lazy sumbitch. That truck barely qualifies as a Christmas tree, and not enough lights for a Menorah.... You trying to disappoint both sides of the family? Congratulations. Uncle Steve even got you a windshield cover so you could hide in there and play pokemans uninterrupted.

 

Oh no, he's easy to see...

 

Perhaps @JayRolla can make an exception just this once for you to post a photo of your 3rd gen in here for a roasting?

 

you're exceeding the capacity of the plastic "roof rack"

I hope the lights are actually wired up; they will be needed to search for the IKEA box that fell off the "roof rack"

 

The only Tacoma ever stolen, driven across the border to Mexico to a chop shop and returned because they didn't want it.
Chop shop thieves actually lock the doors for you.

 

looks like they took the front axles as the most valuable part of the truck

 

Anyone can post a matchbox car with a camera filter. Oof and lame. Ever been to art school? Obviously not, those wheels, with that bumper, what were you thinking?.... That's right, McFly. You weren't. You're a slacker. Always have been. Always will be. 4x2.... What is this, the budget build areana, sponsored by Aaron's? And you're the only contestant? Congratulations, you managed to lose a one truck competition. Back to the drawing board ... And this time, don't eat the crayons.

 

You ever seen a salad with like, two dressings drizzled over it into a cute design, with 3 flavors of croutons and those doggie bacon bits crumbled over the top and garnished with some stale pecans to hide the rotten Romain underneath?

Just curious, no rhyme or reason.... But Clark Griswold's sake, you need sunglasses to look at this. And a barf bag.

 

Are those lights a sad or weird attempt at raptor lights? Reminds me of the diamonds rappers put on their teeth

 

Which lights? I don’t know if this was an attempt of roasting my truck or you just don’t know? And the yellow Baja designs are ditch lights and the red things are bumper washers for the valance

 

Ohhhhhhh okay those sorta obnoxious red dots are washers and not little marker lights.

 

Yes sir

 

cleaned up my 4x4 in prep omw to hit the trail

 

there is nothing to roast. this is peak performance

 

Not even worth my time. Go back to Nissan where you belong.