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The 12 years old one, we left the next day and went on vacation pulling a camper around the U.S. I got my stitches taken out near Yellowstone Park. When dad and I came out of the doctors office my mom and brother were being chased by bison across the parking lot

 

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

-J

 

I dont want kids or another wife...one wife is enough..

 

Agree, girls are expensive...

 

Thats the truth

 

This is way old but still funny.

> Subject: Wife 1.0.

> Dear Tech Support:
> >
> > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and
> > noticed that the new program began unexpected child
> > processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
> > resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in
> > the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself
> > into all other programs and launches during system
> > initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
> >
> > Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night
> > 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the
> > system whenever selected.
> >
> > I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
> > attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I
> > am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
> > uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me,
> > please!!!
> >
> > Thanks,
> >
> > Joe
> >
> > Tech Support response:
> >
> > Dear Joe:
> >
> > This is a very common problem men complain about but is
> > mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade
> > from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0
> > is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
> >
> > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator
> > to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge
> > Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.
> >
> > Hidden operating files within your system would cause
> > Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
> >
> > It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program
> > files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to
> > Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
> > Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but
> > end up with more problems than the original system. Look in
> > your manual under "Warnings Alimony/Child Support,"
> >
> > I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the
> > situation. I am thinking of having Wife 1.0 installed
> > myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section
> > regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume
> > all responsibility for fault and problems that might occur,
> > regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be
> > to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
> >
> > In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because
> > ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
> > before the operating system will return to normal. The
> > system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for
> > all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high
> > maintenance.
> >
> > Consider buying additional software to improve the
> > performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
> > Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install
> > Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported
> > application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible
> > damage to the operating system.
> >
> > Best of luck,
> >
> > Tech Support


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Snowing here now, looks like it means to keep it up for a while.

 

Raining like a mofo here just south of Charlotte! Can't hardly hear myself think it's so loud!

 

Good thing I am not a cat as they only have nine lives. Somehow, in my 59 years I have been in many situations where it was a live/die moment.
One memory: I was underground in a salt cavern down in Louisiana and I had just gotten out of a transport vehicle. Actually, half of me was still inside the vehicle. We were up near the face and part of the top decided to come down. I heard the crack! and looked up in time to see a Tacoma sized chunk (30 foot ceilings) falling towards the ground. I...ducked. One block hit the transport and I was partially covered with debris. If I had been a half second earlier getting out I would have died.

 

Slacked off here a couple hours ago, now it's raining pretty good again.

 

We don't say those words. You hush your dirty little mouth

 

I just looked at the weather for next week and Friday says 12° for the low and 32° for the high

 

We looked at a couple different weather feeds. We liked the one that said 18* was gonna be the low.

 

-8

For the high.

 

We are supposed to get like 8” I may have to get the snowblower out of the shed.
Wife has a forester with blizzacks and I have my taco.
Bring it on
Kinda want to see how this 3rd gen handles this shit?

 

i am pretty good with accents in person after working with different people over the years.

It is the call centers I can not understand. I swear they all seem to speak a different dialect of English.

 

We went on a cruise and people said I have an accent?
Never thought of myself that way I’m from Vermont?