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How do you know when your dead?

Mom said I died at 3 months. Pronounced dead by The MD . The nurse went to clean me up from the normal muscle relaxing at death a few minutes later I started to breathe.

There have been a few other times I wonder about.

 

well it’s nice to have you here!
Good people are in short supply!

 

I can't rightly say whether I have had a near death experience or not. I've hit a few deer and a horse that totalled the cars I was driving. I guess those could have been near death experiences, had they gone a little worse.

 

Lol they hear replacing our lift gates at the shipping and receiving docks today. what a shit show dude running the bobcat almost took out the rest of the crew.
overhead doors been open for hrs and they went to lunch.
Just can’t make this shit up!

 

Yup. Before we moved, the local higher order Amish dood didn't latch the gate on his pasture. His buggy mare got out and I hit it about 5:15am on a super foggy December morning.

 

Ive missed accidents by minutes, once back in Idaho I used to drive down some back roads by (Anderson Ranch dam) drove down the hill a few miles, turned around came back up the dirt road the way i came, there in the road was a huge boulder about the size of my car in the middle of the road.

Ive never had my heart stop though....

 

Pending any corrections (there are bound to be some!), this should be a bit easier to read.

 

haha sure you electrician guys get it but I’m like ??? How

 

Sorry I’m killing time I’m ready to head home and hang out with my boy!
By boy I mean my dog!


He is such a good boy!

 

I understand these just enough to be dangerous.

 

Thank you he is handsome!
He was heading to the pound and I just couldn’t let him go there!
Wife wasn’t happy at first but now it’s a different story!
He’s a big baby!!
We didn’t need a dog we just got the kids out of the house.
Came from someone we knew and he knew us.
He is such a good boy!

 

Does he push you out of bed my Dog was great at that??

 

That is a heat wave in January for Maine.

 

No he doesn’t but he’s like a log and won’t move for you!

 

dotted line under the N shouldnt be there it goes to the next dot over

 

Knew there'd be something!

Edit: Correction made. Now to go snipe the one I gave the electrician before he sees it.

 

Most nights my wife heads to bed before me and our dog follows her. Then the dance of the dog sleeping on top of the covers and then under the covers commences. I think both my wife and I can lift the covers for the dog in our sleep without waking up or realizing that we did it. But the good news is that she is extremely pliable. Rub her belly a bit and all four legs come straight up in the air, then you can shift her where ever you want her and she relaxes and never gets up. This works perfectly for me when I come to bed later and there is no room for me until I move her over.(The dog mostly but sometimes my wife too)(And no, rubbing my wife's belly does not make her put her arms and legs in the air and you cannot move her once she has claimed her spot.)

 

that looks a lot like my bear!

 

You guys with your athletic looking beasties and me with this goofus.

 

I have a Alf
Wire hair Daschand he is a grump but likes me so it a win