Whatever

Daggum gravity!!!
Morning folks
Heading down to the booming metropolis of Melrose today!

 

Some shelving for storage. @SRH

I had a former coworker tell me that the way you go down on a fat woman is to start lifting fat rolls until you get to the one that smells like sh*t and and go back one.

100% true of every Midwestern state.

 

Yeah it's true

 

I’m pretty sure they would all smell like shit! I’ve always wondered how someone that big could wipe? Do they have a big cat scratching post and just back up and twerk on it? And wouldn’t you, when getting that huge that you couldn’t reach it say to yourself “I need to lose a few pounds, I can’t reach my butthole anymore.” Life’s questions to ponder about.

 

Good morning!!!

 

Definitely the important things to think about here….

 

Life’s mysteries…….

 

But what’s in there specifically???

 

I stopped at twerk and had to catch my breath from laughing

 

Do you have some twerking memories you would like to share? Or possibly a video?

 

You know I love to dance, right?? Use your imagination from there……

 

I went to Jr. High with a kid who fell backwards off a ladder about 20’ up. He hit a 4’ wall on the way down and broke one arm and shoulder. It spun him just enough so when he hit the concrete driveway it broke the other shoulder and arm. He was in a cast with his arms stuck out at about a 45 degree angle. Someone would have to feed and wipe him. I wasn’t that good of a friend.

 

Did he go back to school??

 

Yes, but his mom stayed with him.

 

Good Morning!





Have a great Sunday!

 

@StayinStock - my lovely wife joined your crew yesterday.

Spoiler

I even tried on a pair to see what all the hype is about