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Rhetorical. Im actually having my evening cup o’ java, getting reenergized to antagonize you more.

 

God luv ya. Lol

 

Waterproof box, cover, fittings, blah blah so I could stick an outlet in the pen for the ladies water heater so my lazy ass doesnt have to bring their pen waterer in and out every damned day. DUN.

 

I said ‘plane’.

 

I had one of those this morning. Was trying to sleep in, but my gut said "nope". Barely got my contacts in almost shitting myself

 

@Delta09 TMI!!!!

Racing against impending Snowmageddon here in Indy. Probably end up with an inch and bitter cold...THURSDAY. People already planning to be off. The holidays create such insanity. My patience wanes as the birthdays pile up, I'm discovering.

Bah Humbug...

 

I'm not quite sure what weird toilet setup you have that requires contacts in order to squat, but I sure don't want to find out either.

 

I'm legally blind without them so yea. I don't know, I just like to see better when I'm wiping



@kidsmoke how's that for TMI?

 

Just keepin' it weird. Haven't done that in here in a while

 

We expected nothing less.

 

And some facility has you to keep it running? Ay caramba! As far as wiping goes... it's just a color blindness test, keep wiping until there's no brown, and stop wiping when it turns red.

 

Unless you got hemorrhoids then it's always red!

 

And if you're a working guy, it's always brown like there's a damn sharpie back there. Nobody warned me it was this difficult when I was a kid.

 

Not to be gross or anything, but on a serious note if you have problems with that and it seems to take an entire roll of TP to get clean, you probably have hemorrhoids. Welcome to getting older!

 

Nobody ever told us all this shit would be happening

I bet @Tacoma Mike is laughing at us knowing it only gets worse from here