50+ thread

Is it me, or is the snow dropping heavier in here? Only thing I don't see is it drifting up yet, so I guess that's good.

 

Been 50 for about 2 weeks now...Ugh. But at least I have a new thread to watch

 

50? I wish I was 50 again.

Welcome, take the test on page one and tell us about yourself

 

I almost wish I was 40 again, right before my spinal cord injury farkled up my life All been downhill form there in terms of aches, pains, things falling apart.....

 

Anything but RAP, OPERA, AND CHRISTMAS MUSIC

 

Well, it's the first time i've been 50 and it feels old as shit. It's hittin' me.



1. What condiments do you prefer for your hot dogs? Think carefully!

More than what type, I focus on the order. Am generally okay with everything depending on the design of the dog. If I was pushed for a fav, i'd say a Coney dog from RedHots (now closed after 100 years) near detroit - then Lafayette.

2. What snack cakes Little Debbie’s, Hostess or Drake?!

I don't know anything about Drake - but Debbie over hostess for quality - Hostess over Debbie for variety.

3. What is your preferred hardware for removing the younglings from the lawn?

My kids are grown - not an issue anymore. But I was never a lawn guy. I kind of hate grass - well, taking care of it. I wouldn't maintain my yard very much because it didn't add any value. Would rather use the water for a garden.

4. Dog or Cat? This is not a question about what is on the dinner menu!

Either - though I have two pups; a vizsla and some kind of weird beagle thing.

5. Goat Porn?

Is this a question about what I might have done in afghanistan? Well, I wasn't there, so it wasn't me.

6. Coffee or Tea? Those are your only choices!

Coffee - if I have pumpkin spice or hazelnut creamer.

7. Bacon

...is a gift from the Gods.

8. Toilet paper rolls, over or under?

For neatness, under - but if hanging over, one must fold the top piece into a triangle-wedge shape.

9. Daylight Savings good or bad?

Am unsure I have an opinion. It's silly, that's certain.

10. How do you like your steak cooked?

By someone else, but medium rare. Though it's now infrequent as God chose to expresss his love for me by gifting me with Gout....not much red meat anymore. bummer.

11. °C, °K or °F ?

F for sure - but I write my date day/month/year because that makes the most sense.

12. Miracle whip or mayo?

Mayo due to the versatility -- MW always tastes like itself, but mayo can be a fat layer that mixes with other goodness. On my dating profile I used that same line: Fat layer ready to mix with other goodness.

 

Wind direction

 

We have no good weather here in MD and I'm really feeling let down. Moving here from OKC I was really expecting good snowy/cold winters. Major let down. Part of the expectation was moving to the "north east"....we really aren't even north - we're about as far north as Kansas City. I'm gonna have to move again.

 

Only Fair.
Still need to answer #1 and #3.
Avoiding questions is not a good way to start.
It sets the tone for the rest of the test.
The elders are scrambling for the jet now for a meeting if you don’t answer.
Bad Ju Ju…

 

Be careful what you wish for…

 

hey now - i have answers there. #1. Yes. I like all of 'em, but prefer a coney. and #3: The answer is "I grew my kids up, so I don't have them on my lawn." If they are elders are they scrambling for jets or the Lincoln Towncar with the left blinker stuck on?

 

Oh I am full-aware. To me the worst winter is warm and wet, followed by warm and dry. 2-3' of snow lasting from the day after TGiving until 1 Feb is my preference.

 

The Sheriff @Sig45 will be along to steer you in the right direction.
Oh, and it’s a Jet.
Or the 172
Or the Beaver..

 

We will put you down for mustard on question #1

 

Wrong thread Miguel?

 

Nope
I’m expanding for Christmas…

 

What he said ROFLMAO

 

Maybe