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Destroy All Humans! 2 takes place across cities in four different countries, as well as the moon (I haven't reached that level yet); Bay City (based on San Francisco, California in the USA), Albion (based on London, England in the UK), Takoshima Island (based on Tokyo, Japan), and Tunguska (not entirely sure which city it's based on, but it's in Siberia in what was then the Soviet Union/USSR). There are three different passenger vehicles that spawn in Russia, including this incredibly accurate representation of a 1965-1969ish UAZ-452 "Bukhanka" 4WD van!

 

Another UAZ-452, without the commie livery...

 

I'm pretty sure I've seen one of these at a car show in person, but I forget who makes it; I believe it's a Fiat made by the Soviets under license...?

 

The easiest way to get around without the locals figuring out that you're an alien is to bodysnatch somebody and pretend to be them; I initially had Crypto in drag as an elderly babushka, but then this voluptuous 20-something nurse/hazmat worker strolled by and I was like "she's actually hot!"

 

This game definitely got Russian women correct!

 

Lada Riva

 

A thoroughly destroyed Lada Riva...

 

I am not a huge expert on Soviet-era Russian commercial trucks, but I believe that this is a GAZ...

 

I want a real one!

 

I had to ditch the milfy nurse and bodysnatch a soldier, because the military trucks are generally in restricted areas, and they probably would have shot at the nurse. Once again, I believe that the commercial trucks in this game are based on GAZ designs...

 

See that green bar at the top of the screen? I took the body of another nurse/chemical worker/whatever-the-hell-this-hot-Russian-woman-is-supposed-to-be, went into the military installation as the sexy nurse, and didn't get shot at; I'm guessing that the sexy nurse is a government employee of some sort!

 

Different variant of the sexy nurse...

 

Natalya Ivanovo, the super-hot KGB agent who turns against her country to save the world in Destroy All Humans! 2, remastered in all her glory for the PS5. She was was a total hottie in the PS2 version as well...

 

Yeah, but with something under the hood actually resembling horsepower, and not an unrefined Soviet tractor engine...

 

Andre from TFL bought one of those. Looks cool, but a dump truck might be more comfortable.