1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

AM...PM....all day every day

But those days were easier than dealing with a toddler having a complete meltdown over wanting to carry her dirty diaper around rather than throwing it in the trash because "it's my peepee you CANT TAKE AWAY MY PEEPEE!!"

 

I dunno why but I instantly started laughing thinking of this...

https://youtu.be/nA951T3gc6w

 

Sofia is half potty trained....she goes #2 in her little toddler potty but still needs diapers for taking a leak.

We used those Dr Brown bottles that advertised no leaking but those damn things would always leak all over the place

 

The Jeep of bottles...

life's first lesson, marketing always lies

 

Time isn't an issue

Sleep (or lack thereof) isn't an issue

Looking forward to all of it

What I won't look forward to is how fast that time will pass

 

@Area51Runner we both need to save this and revisit the topic annually

But for real though man you have the right stuff and I have no doubt you're gonna be an awesome dad

 

You already know Stephanie and I are both stoked!

Just going to suck for Biscuit cause she won't be the baby anymore

 

hahaha! love it. I think.

Never had a problem with them leaking just a pain in the ass cleaning them. Back then it was analyze the contents of every cleaning product to be sure we weren't contaminating this little human with every chemical imaginable.
Dr Brown Bottle steam cleaning deluxe sterilizer... like I said, FU Dr Brown. PITA.

I seem to recall uttering those exact words too. I was wrong about the first 3 and the last, 100% spot on. My nephew is 2 going on 3 now and watching his parents care for him/react to his toddler quirks make me laugh and miss some of those moments.

My kid is turning 8 in June. Little buddy is growing up way fast! Faster than I'd like.

 

The funny toddler talks are the best, I'm going to miss that the most. Fortunately we're right at the beginning of that stage.

The other day the three of us were in my wife's car, I'm driving and Sofia is quiet for awhile just doing her drawing in her car seat.

Suddenly out of nowhere


Daddy?

Yeah?

You're way too big to fit in a tent




Like wtf

 

Yeah, you are too big for a tent, what's up with that?

 

Have you seen him lately?

 

5'11 185 mfker


The thing is these comments always stem from somewhere with little kids, when she got those Magnet Tiles for Xmas we spent a lot of time making little tents with them and she was obsessed with it. Took me awhile to figure out where it came from though lol

 

Do they make litter boxes for dogs, because I need to let Dex out before bed and it's fucking dumping rain

 

Knowing dogs they wouldn't use it for taking a dump

 

Tough it up buttercup

Pouring out here and I just brought in Bronx from pooping

 

Oh wait, we forgot to snapshot @Tour991 into this.

That's great! Tell you what, one thing I am absolutely going to miss - When he stops calling me Daddy. There is just something about your kid's innocent little voice saying "Daddy, (insert quirky kid question/comment)" or "Daddy, come play catch with me" or "Daddy, I love you". That right there, f-ing melts the heart.

 

Our backyard is like 15% grass 85% dirt so it's basically a huge mud pit at the moment, our house looks like the Hollywood walk of Fame for large dogs

 

I'm so glad I'm not dealing with a wet dog just in from relieving itself in the yard in the pouring rain. Wet dog smell. Rather clean a litter box.

 

Hail

 

That's one thing I've noticed about Dex (husky), they don't have a wet dog smell unless you put your face in their fur. He's got that kind of coat that wicks off moisture.

The flip side is that he's a husky and he hardly listens when he's called and just runs back into the house with muddy paws lol