Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

Nothing yet. Supposed to be a form dropped tonight, but it hasn't materialized. All the thots and prayers are still on a M&A

My calls are so fucked by Theta they didn't even move today with a 30% price run lolll

 

This is my official put call burger. It guarantees both my puts and my calls will pay off. Half a pound of 80:20. A little Montreal steak seasoning. Cooked medium rare. Top with sautéed banana peppers, spinach, two slices of bacon, two slices of American cheese, A healthy combo of my 50-50 horseradish mustard and barbecue sauce… Garnish liberally with tater tots.

 

You know those are just taters tots?

Kinda diminishes the rest of the presentation and preparation...

 

Which pharma makes the best 'beetus medicines? I want to invest in that company

 

And exactly what is wrong with tater tots, my good sir?

 

Exactly nothing!

 

Tater tots are the hotdogs of the vegetable world. All the unwanted shit gets processed into a discernible cube-like shape and then you put a ton of salt and oil on them and dip them in ketchup. I mean catsup.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2-1basQhX8

 

If they close all their stores they’ll be profitable!

 

Jokes aside, if they shut brick and mortar and do e-commerce only, you might be right.

 

Alright @TreeFortRichard

I used your strategy and took profit from those NVDA puts at the opening dip. Watching it hold that uptrend yesterday had me a little worried. lol

 

Wait. Calls? Puts?

 

Edit your quote. I changed it a microsecond after you quoted me. lol

 

Fixed

 

So those long failed $5 $RIOT calls would have boomed with a 2x up on a dip…they fell to like $0.20 and they’re knocking on $1 right now.

 

I've had some good times with RIOT. Right now I decided to low ball a few BBBY calls. They hit. Day trade territory for sure. lol

 

wen rug pull?

 

Sometimes I feel like telling my credit servicers that my best financial brain trust is a bunch of jackasses on a truck forum.

But I don't. They might get the wrong idea.

 

Trailing stops set on BBBY calls. Minimum 50% gain locked in.