Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

A whole bunch of stuff just stalled out at 10 AM

 

They ain't gonna solve that with rates. They solve that with automation.

 

There’s the run I was betting on $UNH

 

Now I just set a trailer on my $spy calls. 2 cover all costs. Rest are free. Hit that dip perfect today

 

Stopped out of one of my $UNH $490 calls. Paid $875. Closed $1313. one in hand at cost basis of $300 now.

 

Wow just in time. Wtf was that.

 

You know how when your pants are a bit too loose and you've got a heavy belt on and you need to stop every once and a while and hitch them back up? That, but with computers.

 

Someone set the simulator to "actual value" for a moment

 

You guys ever get a doggy DNA or DNA age test done on your mutts?

 

Embark out of cornell...
VERY accurate
If it's a mutt don't bother with the genetic profile, just get the % breed as the inbred stuff won't be an issue with a mutt
https://embarkvet.com/about/
https://shop.embarkvet.com/products/embark-dog-dna-test-kit?variant=40103683784764
Just do Mixed breed, Breed ID
Our results were very spot on..
We got a black Friday special (wife wanted the test for chrismas for el mutso) it was like $89 on super sale so $109 right now is reasonable

 

Results look like this.

 

I bbbbbby fomo'd earlier this morning. 500 shares and a small call spread for March between $3 and $6

Figured with the volume pushing 300m a day we've got a few days left of nonsense.

 

And a visual of what that mongrel looks like.

 

Snagged 10 calls

 

Dammit who the hell has a 3:50 meeting? Don't they know that's crunch time? Non-marketers....

 

Ok..
Godspeed $UNH

Let one call ride...$490 expires 1/20...earnings tomorrow before the bell...

 

Nice write up on one of my favorite Dividend Gems

$RITM

I actually just sold all my shares of this from my taxable account to rebuy in the my ROTH Ira because paying tax on that 10% dividend out of pocket was a pain in the ass...

 

I went the other way. Loaded the shit out of BBBY JAN 20 $2.50 puts. Get out as soon as you see the death dagger. If we don't see the death dagger by WED I am probably fucked. lol

 

I didn’t notice my RIOT calls went green today, and I fear I missed my chance to get out without a loss.