Shop Time w/T.W. Friends

Good Friday morning friends! Hope yawl have an awesome day

 

Morning

 

Saw this at TSC yesterday…



One of the stickers made me laugh

 

Many years ago my former employer used to have a summer company picnic with a generous amount of beer available. One year an employee went up to the owner (a starched shirt kind of guy if there ever was one) and told him "y'know, your wife has a really nice @$$"...

Well that was the end of both the beer at the picnics & the employee.
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And she does have a fine one BTW...

 

Thanks for the info! A year?
Why am I stickering?

I guess I'll go cut some dead ash to play with.

 

Saw Kevin Harvick hanging out in a yard yesterday, with a broke neck

I stopped and picked him up.




He wanted to sit on a tractor.

 

that triggered a Memory.

The book keeper who ran off of with a million plus $$$$. A few years later a slight gambling problem.

Had far to much to drink was hitting on the Owners soon to be new wife at the Xmas party.

Lets just say real explicit terms.

The owner pretends to be a tough guy a paper tiger it was laughed about blamed on far to much drinking.

 

Good Friday the 13th Wrenchmen I'm not superstitious about it - my day to day provides enough to worry about.

Today country singer/actor Trace Adkins turns 61, perhaps he should be superstitious a bit:

1) Car accident at age 17, broke ribs, punctured both lungs and nose partially torn off
2) Amputated a pinky using a knife to open a pail, doctors reattached it at an angle so he could continue playing guitar
3) Gave up college football after a severe knee injury
4) Shot through heart and both lungs by second X wife
5) Stranded on an off shore oil rig by a hurricane
6) Has 3 X wives...

He played "The Man" in one of my B movie favorites Trailer Park of Terror (2008) which has been described as "a grotesque, bloody, hilarious, testament to what happens when a director knows there is more out there than horror-p*rn flicks". Highly recommended.

 

Probably dropped in for some Armor All

 

To be a farmer apparently...

 

We just saw him on a tractor

 

I can think of a number of alcohol fueled work party incidents from my earlier days. Surprisingly, none had flattering outcomes for those involved.

 

Cause nascar is going all electric.

You heard it here first

 

Todays the day, she gone.

 

The only sport worth watching on TV is golf.

 

Wow That will so exciting completely off the grid Solar Powered.

The last vehicle moving wins.

 

I gotta agree though bowling has to be a very close second.

Puts me right to sleep.

 

That’s more of a challenge, not a sport

 

I believe Friday the thirteenth is a lucky day! Don’t forget to buy a mega millions ticket on your way home from work $$$

 

The idea of watching bowling on TV -- I just can't not laugh.




No offence intended to any passionate bowlers in the readership.