Whatever

First vote!

 

Friend of mine was walking out of the bathroom when some really young snot-nosed brat pointed out that he didn't wash his hands.

He deadass looks at him and says, "Because I don't piss all over myself".

 

Great Poll!

4th Vote

 

I has them same ones

 

sup party people

 

I tell people that I was just holding the cleanest part of me. I washed it for 30 minutes this morning.

 

Thank ya!! I thunk it up myself!!

Dave!!

 

That's what I tell people, too.

Really, though, I'm just jerking off with soap.

 

@FishnTx . I didn’t know the worlds best lure came in this size! 1-1/4 oz. .

imma pick me up a couple to fish for stripers during low tide wif my 9’ rod I use for plugs .

you should try trolling with the ones I sent you. The red fish would probably kill it. Just sayin

 

In all fairness, I start out with good intentions.

 

Beat it like it owes you money

 

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Who is Soap and can I have his number?

 

Stick with the lotion. It’s better. Or so I’ve heard

 

It aint let me down yet. That one time at the park doesnt count.

 

Gives a whole new meaning to "second-hand sources".

 

Dude if yous guys jerking with soap, that's quite the feat. It will sure enough get in the pee hole and burn like Hell!