Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

Yearly Fluid Film application could have prevented that frame rust thru and subsequent suspension collapse

 

Kings check, methods and 35s check, fiberglass fenders check, gloryhole exhaust check…what am I missing. Oh ya that trimmed kiddy pool for a bumper and bike reflectors…primo

 

Hit that mud puddle so hard in the mall parking lot, thought he was gonna piss himself before he got home....damn that was close!

 

Oh cute, another nim wit made a 2nd gen taco look like a third gen turd!

 

Now you took it too far…

 

Looks like Jambo is a double "FLAMER". Not man enough to be Rambo I see. I don't even want to tell you what "TG" stands for, Totally G . . . . . Which is totally cool in my book, but no need to throw it in our face.

 

Sorry sir, in todays society, this 2nd Gen has every right to identify as a 3rd Gen.

 

Yo that ain't a CHevy S-10

 

I guess "RSQRiky" and "Isrvd4u" are taken. How else would everyone know you've got the most modern emergency lighting and siren package, and you're humble as all hell (for show) when the coke head at Wawa notices the scanners, ham radios, and pagers along your (ample) belt line and thanks you for your service. I'd bet you even have a grandpa phone holster on your belt.

I like the standard issue FBI antenna as well, and the ditch lights that are "kinda just like a cop car". I'm guessing you're proud that you've drilled no holes in the vehicle to "preserve the resale value" as though you'll sell the perfect truck in a few years cause "it's time for an upgrade" to something with fewer horses, less torque, and more fragile plastics to degrade in UV exposure.

What's worse is the EGA on your profile, but NO evidence you're a misguided child to the front of your truck, god forbid the gate guard thinks you were stacking (sandbags) four high and three deep in the Nasty Guard or a joystick stroker in the Chair Force.

Those rims though... I bet you make a "mean" chicken adobo.

 

Epic….you will never be the man Your mom was …
I actually use all my simple gear. I have installed what I use so … but epic rant …

 

Lmfao!!! Oh sh!!

 

TG or GAF?

 

While I can’t afford those red rims… I like them but would be afraid that in my first rock crawl they would be trashed .. cool though. Are they light weight?

 

Damn guys nothing? Here’s some pictures from today outside the shop

 

Not really, they’re just some method 315 wheels I had Custom powdercoated

 

If you’re going to go to the trouble and expense of adding a winch bumper to pretend your and off roader, forgive me “overlander” you should probably at least remove those chrome pool noodles on there. Otherwise nobody is gonna take your little bumper seriously.

 

Ewww, now that’s too far

 

The fuck do you want us to roast? Your mom's cooking? At least it'll light up your farts, unlike those Walmart light sharts you have on the front. And Moses' beard, does your grandma queef chrome? Next time quit brown nosing her for Christmas farkle and get a real job. And a real truck. I've seen hot wheels in a puke bucket that look sharper than this sad excuse of a condom. At least you won't be getting laid in that one, bud.

 

Damn!!!! Very very cool! Well then they will probably last awhile… thanks for sharing…nice