PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

Where is the Patty Wagon?

 

You don't need a license to drive a sandwich!

 

Did you ever play the original video game?

It was awful lol

 

No; I've only seen the movie...

 

I just realized that it's more combustible than a Ford Pinto...

 

My buddy had one with a 3 Cylinder and MT just for saving gas money driving back and forth to work.

 

Not anymore. I’d pay a whole $200 for one of those to get 55mpg’s!!!

 

I didn’t know these truck would “warn” you if you left the brake on?
But I’ve only forgot maybe 1 time, and I did not go far. Maybe 1/4 and that was because the brake wasn’t on good.

I can almost always tell if the brake is set. The truck won’t idle forward.
Or something “feels wrong”.

 

I had Geo Metro. And I don’t care to say it, I kind of liked it.
Small, no frills, and good mpg.

 

I had a Geo Tracker MT for a couple years, it was actually a decent little vehicle. Ended up selling it to my Ex-Fiance', she kept it long past 200K.

 

Stick shift?

 

Auto

 

You sold it to a woman you banged in the backseat. There's got to be some irony in that...

 

So one thing that really triggers me behind the wheel is when other drivers go out of their way to fuck with me; I'm not talking rank-and-file road ragers, as I can easily ignore them.

It's people like the guy in the Jetta last year who purposely went like 20 MPH in the left lane (when there was a large commercial truck in the right lane) to keep me from passing because he didn't like the fact that I beeped at him for camping in the left lane.

The most significant one would be the rednecks in the Dodge Dakota on Route 1 close to a decade ago, who would go slow in the left lane, and then speed up when I tried to pass them.

 

I like to drive in the right hand lane.
I don’t have many issues with “other” drivers.
They usually pass me on the left.

The best way to avoid confrontation is to get away from it.
And letting the other people pass me is good for me.
They are taking themselves away from me. I don’t have to do anything.

 

I think that happened after it was hers.

 

Even better! After I found an unwrapped condom under the seat of a loaner Camry that I got from the Toyota dealer one time, I added another item to the list of reasons I would never buy a former rental car; I guarantee you that another condom actually got used in that car...

 

Friend of mine had a 93 5 speed, treated him well for several years until some asshole T-boned him.

Said use may or may not have happened in several of my old cars...