Whatever

You always call when you’re driving or some such shit! I never know when to call!! Me, personally, no wife (anymore)

 

I warshed my jib for a half hour again today.

 

Yeah they are big money!!

Thats good! 3 years in April and I’m still not impressed with being an uncle….. doing better. Just getting over this sinus infection.

 

Second clue

 

Points for the nautical reference

Do you cuss like a sailor?

 

I got you boo.

 

You knead to warsh yer damn spinnaker!!!

 

Frogs ass water-tight?
Also nautical!

 

Hey man! What kind of Martin guitar do you have?

 

HaHa. That’s the only time I call people. I use them to make the ride go by a little faster. The minute I get where I’m going, I suddenly have phone probs and get disconnected.

 

I sense a good story or two...

 

Me and you baby? We can go for miles and miles…

and miles…

 

I haven’t used that in over a week. It can wait.

 

Ass>>>>>>>>>Shave

 

I’ll put you on speaker and key the mic for the whole conversation.

 

It’s like the fine china!

 

This must happen. I’ll tell those phks what’s up!

 

Broken?

 

I always do that to people, specially my wife bitching at me.

 

Blue pill and glitter. Throws the light. Disco ball helps.