Whatever

I stole this one from the Scotty Kilmer Character Assassination Thread
The only worthwhile post there.

 

Good call

 

You just told them to turn it off and then back on……… didn’t you?

 

It needs a knife and an onion up dair.

 

See? This “Shitpost” thread can very often be highly educational. I’ve learned things about the art of cutting boards that I didn’t even know was a thing. I thought if you wanted one, you go to Walmart and buy it.

 

Dang, I'm gonna have to look for those next time I go to the store
I bet the Dollar General has them.

 

Dollar General is exactly where I got them

 

Under the oak or extend the maple?

 

I’d say add another piece of walnut and maple to the ends. It’ll be a big cutting board but symmetrical

 

I have some cutting boards. I’m not sure why. They came with the house. I think one of my brothers made this one in shop class many moons ago. The glue is coming loose on it.



This is the one I use. Because I can put it in the dishwasher…

 

If we’re going for perfection

 

2 more strips on bottom like the top on bottom, cut the oak down to account for the 2 strips depending what size you are going for

 

I started my "career" in the I.T. field in 1992. Done a fair number of different jobs in the field, but one of the most important things I have learned is - and I am not joking, rebooting the <whatever it is> will solve the problem 90% of the time. People sometimes think I am kidding, since that sounds so obvious, but seriously, it really is that simple a lot of the time.

There are a lot of technical reasons why a reboot clears things up, but most people would get a headache listening to the full explanation thereof, so I don't bother.

 

Exactly. Cause…like…when the zombie apocalypse happens we are gonna need to know things. We’ll have to make our own stuff and be Hunter/Gatherers again. Hell, I don’t even know where Little Debbie lives.

 

I installed a new radio in my truck and you had to "flash" a box to get it to work the steering controls, never did work. But i had to pull a fuse a couple times to get it to reset. But never had to since steering controls still havent worked. Just a weird anomoly

 

Same with people. The old “Get some sleep and it’ll be better in the morning” trick.