Whatever

I try not to think of her, but I fall asleep and do,
And drift off where the grass is green and the sky is baby blue.

 

Mr. Fancy pants.

 

I was thinking the same thing

 

I like dair lentil soup … n fried squid

 

nice!

x2!

 

lunch

 

Astronaut Buzz Aldrin was recently married at the age of 93 to a gold digger. She’s 63


betcha he ####s her to death.

 

maybe he's mining.

 

No no no…. The article I read said she’s “the love of his life” and I believe that!!

 

Maybe @G8R_Taco can tell him how to find that little bald headed guy in the boat.

 

I still hope he ####s her to death. His ding ding was on the moon.

 

What? Guys can be sentimental too.

 

Buzz looks like he could go to the moon again....

 

Dedicated to all the feeschermen…

A man pulls into a motel late at night....

He goes to the office and the clerk asks, "what can I do for you?" The man says, "well, I just got married and we'd like a room by the lake."

"Oh, well congratulations," the clerk said. "I'll give you a nice cabin by the lake." He gives the man the keys and directs him to a cabin. He watches as the man drives to the cabin, unloads his luggage, and goes into the cabin with his new bride. A few minutes later, the man emerges from the cabin and starts fishing in the lake.

The man fishes until the sun comes up and the clerk is somewhat bewildered and walks out to where the man is fishing. "Morning," he says, "catch anything?" The man shakes his head no and the clerk goes on, "I couldn't help but notice that you're a newlywed and yet you spent the night fishing. Shouldn't you be in your cabin expressing your love for your new bride?"

"Well, I would," says the man, "but my wife has gonorrhea."

"Oh, I see," the clerk says. "Well, there are other ways to show your love. She could satisfy you orally."

"She can't," the man says, "because my wife has pyorrhea."

"Well, there's always the back door," the clerk says.

"Can't do that," the man says, "my wife has diarrhea."

"Hmm," the baffled clerk says. "Let me get this straight. Your wife has gonorrhea, pyorrhea and diarrhea. Why did you marry her?"

"She’s got worms."

 

A dad joke for ya…

Somebody glued my deck of cards together and I can’t deal with it

 

Currently ( half the bag gone )

 

@G8R_Taco , you have one of these guitars?

 

Sonic!!!

 

Cool