Whatever

Wait, they have shoes there?

 

Speaking of license plates, I was behind this guy the other day and it gave me a chuckle

 

Notice how it's license plate sticker is from 2021!!!!!!!!
This was taken yesterday!!!!!

 

Ok. Now I remember. He’s the guy with the slipper collection. So to clarify, they have shoes but nothing with laces because that confuses them, right?

 

It’s like jails and asylums. They can’t be trusted with shoelaces

 

They don’t know what to do with them.

 

Hey Dud slippers.

 

You should give that reality show, “American Pickers” a call. They might do a complete series on that barn.

 

I’m gonna start a show called, “American Seat Pickers”

 

How would that work?

 

I’m not sure yet. Probably just walk around Walmart with a camera and catch people picking their seats. They get to the bonus round if they smell their fingers afterwards.

 

Don’t let anybody tell you that thinking up new ideas for TV shows is easy.

 

You’re sick, weird and disgusting. I like that.

 

Uh yeah, Stapleton can #### my ####. Did you see the looks on the faces when DeeeeWight F###ed all of those ladies with his voice?

 

So you no like Stapleton?

 

I like him but as a traditional country singer, Deeeeeeeewight is hard to beat.