Whatever

You brought it up!!

 

Its naptime.

 

Yup, Dey really calm … hell I seen u can train em to fetch!! Seen em do all kinds of stuff!

 

I know

 

Fixed

 

People getting ridiculous about Valentine’s Day. I even got a card from my sister. We haven’t dated in years

 

So, The termite inspection dude never showed up yesterday. I strongly suspect the bugs from his previous job mutated into giant monsters and ate him. It could be the only explanation.

 

Looks good. I had sausage egg and cheese biscuits. The sausage was made with beef and pork by-products. Not intestines.

 

double


maple, cherry and walnut. Now that's a party!

 

story time:


Bug guy shows up (new kid, first day on the job). He proceeds to go around drilling his holes in the sill plates, floor beams, window wells, etc. He moves on to sticking the wand in the holes and pumping them full of bug killer. About halfway done, he stops for lunch, then goes back to finish up. He notices the nozzle isn’t pumping any more bug killer, so goes back to the shop. The old guy pops the lid on the tank on the back of the truck… empty.

The kid left the trigger lock on while he ate his pastrami sandwich. Pumped 1K gallons of liquid death into the basement of a 150 year old farm house, a block from the town water supply. Instant environmental catastrophe.

That house is still sitting there, fenced off, twenty years later…

 

Don’t fall for it. Boneless wings are just a happy meal with the sauce your mom wouldn’t let you have

 

Call me Karen if you want but I have a complaint…

 

Hobbs is one cold bitch