Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

Tf? there ain't nothing to roast here. Rig is legit.

 

Tf? there ain't nothing to roast here. Rig is legit.

Needs more mud/dirt/wear on it though, it's a bit too clean for the scene.

Those rear rub rails stick out a bit far, but I guess that's so you can use them as steps to access the roof.

 

So yer out muddin with your bunk boys the other day, only you couldn't keep up with your asthmatic V6 loaded down with ten tons of tin can made solar panels to power your vibrating loofa, so you attempted to turn around but got stuck all tucked up in your uncle's creek bed and now he's wanting to join you in your rooftop tent, because everyone knows Subarus are out, but the sequel to brokeback mountain features Tacomas... Yours specifically. With its color matched bumper paint job. Hope it matches your purse. Do the curtains in your rooftop tent match the drapes in your roll out awning? Do you accessorize at Menards? You look like you accessorize at Menards. Make sure you get 15% of a parking pass ya fucking Sally and learn how to drive that short bus before they come take your crayons away.

 

this Tacoma roasts other Toyotas just by going near them

 

Roast my suspension

 

@CygnusX191 we need the Golf Quebec image, stat.

 

It's time for new rear shocks and leaf springs.

Roast ended. That'll be $9.75 please.

 

Fuuuu€€… what happened?

 

First you need a suspension if you want me to roast it.

like I keep images from that rust kicking tire kicking chicken ****ing [allegedly] gas huffing fart knocking backwards no good cotton headed ninny muggins around....

Wanna roast this suspension?

I bet GQ wouldn't even give it a taste.

 

Alright ladies, enough of this mealy-mouthed ass-smoochery!
Say something insulting, or nothing at all, yah?
You don't have to be a @CygnusX191, but sheesh- it's a Roast, fer cryin out loud!

 

what suspension

not sure if Tacoma or 1985 VW

Is this a pic from the wrecking yard while snagging the underglo LED’s from it

 

X191*

 

thats fucking hilarious.

 

Glad to see that big 'ol jug of Tide detergent in the bed...at least SOMETHING is getting washed...probably your passenger's pants after they piss themselves from embarrassment

 

True fucking story too. Y'all should head over to the STL thread, since your knocking my socks in here.... Bunch of like minded gooses in that party

 

Tagged the wrong keeper of the flame.

 

Let's hear it

 

When you asked the guy to powdercoat those bumpers and racks in white. How did that go? Eye contact was made? Or you looked at your shoes?

 

why not use sheet metal for the valance instead of the cheap looking plastic

edit. Not a roast but genuinely curious because I see this alot

 

Think its rubber..