A Misspelled Feeschin and BS thread

I reely botched dat kwote!!!

 

Gud thang ewe ghot da lookes

 

Eye aint da britest whin it comes to da compewter skillz dat ewe reely kneed deez days. Why back in da day all ewe needed wuz a peace uv paper to dew yer note takin and whatknot. Now ewe gotta be plugged intew da dang internets jest to talk amongst da udder peoples.

 

And thank ya!!

 

thata herts wen eye git askd dat bi anudder feeschin geye

 

Ise doe nots wants tu hoits yours feeling. Ise just asskins is yees has speecil triks.
Learnin chit makes its funnar..

You’s toooa goodie picure

 

Ewe haz paper? Allz whee hadz was dert en a sthick. Wind blowed and note blowed away

 

@kwanjangnihm.. welcome to @FishnTx tread, ware presher is the name o the game

 

Wee maid are own paper frum da branches dat fell off uv are hut durin da big storms wee had back den. Ewe reely had to grind eet down reel good den ewe add sum wadder to eet and after enuff time wint bye ewe could rite on eet with da burnd end uv a pine tree branch. Eet took a few munths ta make a peace uv paper but eet wuz werth eet in da end.

 

Eye hope da new feller shows us sum pikshures uv sum feesch beefour too long.

 

Well, he’s gut one of dem canoo thingies sews who kanows

 

Hay’s just ask in fors future talkings

 

I seent dat fancy rig he haulin around wif him!!

 

Ise fells ofer tu tines in one of dem. Ise don du Dat anysmore.

 

dis won pulld me rounda bit

 

Eyes never been in won of dem beefour.

 

showrt viddieoh uf my firs-n-lass tri at yakin