Whatever

Cuz she’s bald

 

I intentionally left him off.

Is that Spanky from the Little Rascals? I'm almost completely confident it's not Buckwheat.

Exactly!!

 

Nice set of ###s but she an assho.

 

Not sure if they put something on my street or if someone's septic tank exploded.

 

that's red snow!!! Head for the basement, it's toxic.

 

Looks like they finally spread some sand or gravel for ya! Just think of how fast you can speed down your road now!!

 

let's freak out the old man and tell him it's watermelon snow (red snow). This should be fun!

 

In for shenanigans

 

The bastards are a day late, its meting now.

You know it!!!

 

Old man???

*searches room....nothing.

 

What a fvcked up day. I’m driving on I-81 and up ahead there were dudes putting out cones to shut down the left lane. I’m in the left lane trying to get over and a state trooper flashed his high beams to go over in front of him. We were going up a mountain and as soon as I started to drift over, my truck started losing power and downshifting but I was losing momentum faster than the truck could figure out what gear it needed to be in. I ended up throwing on the Hazards and pulled off of the road. I shut it down and restarted it and it was fine so off I went. I made my delivery and went to pick up my next load. After switching trailers, I was pulling out doing about 25 mph when the c###sucker shut right off leaving me with no power steering. I ended up taking down to the garage and had to leave it there. I told them that I will be back at 7am tomorrow for it but I bet it won’t be ready and I’ll be late for my runs. It’s gonna be a long one tomorrow.

 

so sorry, sir! meant to say young, handsome, lad

 

Much better, thank you.

 

could have been way worse with a run away ~50k lb rig.

 

Not yet. We’ll give them a chance to make it right. 7:00 am tomorrow will determine their fate. On the bright side, it’s keeping me from having to get up at 1:30 am to go to Wallyworld.

 

50? Add 100k to that.

 

eek! Yeah, that would not have been a good day for anyone

 

I’m being overly dramatic. It was about 75,000 but it would feel like 150,000 by the poor soul who got in the way of it.