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Random @StayinStock

 

I have asthma, managed.

It was kinda warm today (40s)

I did six miles, felt pretty good about myself…

While returning home from my walk, I decided to stop at my little hicktown watering hole on main street, two double Jacks on the rocks and sausage mozzarella crostini.. nice waitresses, smooth jazz on the speakers, subtle lighting, $30 with tip, all is right in the world…

couple more blocks toward home, watering hole #2, feeling like I should ‘eat’

(backstory): growingg up this place was a miner’s bar, open at 06:00, pickled eggs and Pabst for guys with hands that looked like rhino feet, now the grandson runs it and it’s all hoitey toity hicktown chic…. my sister used to babysit the ‘owner’ (grandson)… he was a little shit then too, anywho..

Me: “can you do a Pittsburgh..?’ (seared outside, raw inside)

Dipshit, punk ass bartender: ‘sure’

Me: ‘Whatta ya got for green?’

DPAB: ‘Italian’…

worst, salty, burnt piece of horse meat I ever had, with lettuce… and two more Jack’s later $80, with the tip.

Sorry, but fuck those guys. If you can’t cook, don’t pretend you can. Never again. Now…

should I MF these guys to everyone I know (it’s a small town), or… just go to bed and let stupid-ass, small-town, dumbassery carry on, unencumbered…

(like I said, I’m lit)

 

Stupid-ass, small-town, dumbassery is pretty much the norm these days. I’d just let it slide and stick with the exceptions, rather than the rules. But that’s just me. I’m a subdued drunk.

 

people suck!

 

Go back there and shit in the urinal.

 

I seem to remember there was a 50’s era issue of Popular Mechanics with plans for a DIY flamethrower…

 

This made me laugh!!

 

This isn’t some school where we are playing a prank. He’s a grown man who was disappointed by a substandard steak. The Duke will be fished out by the “chef”.

 

Well there you go. Let your creativity flourish in spite of the negativity life throws at you.

 

I knew better, but had a couple drinks and thought I’d give it a shot…

I just wish people would stick to what they know, and not pretend for appearances.



(cooking at home for the next two months)

 

I‘be had one killer steak made by a restaurant. All the rest were made by me.

 

A can of ether and a lighter……..

 

Sun going to sleep