New England B.S. Thread

They say it's very warm there so I would fit in just fine

 

Hahaha!

It's a 99 Mach 1 which is a 700. It's plenty fast enough for me. Not enough suspension though. I don't get out nearly enough

 

Has anyone seen the ads for the movie cocaine bear? Better yet has anyone seen the movie???

 

Friend's kid is trying to sell this shitbox and it's stuck where it was parked last. They tried digging it out for half a day and then called me to ask if I'd pull it out for them after someone's dipshit uncle tried snatching it out with a 2wd and a logging chain for an hour and a half. Clapped out minivan sunk to the frame in last year's mud and frozen in.

Busted a 12k synthetic line and it took the fairlead right off. I figured the pull wasn't going to work, but I didn't figure I'd blow the line. Told them it wasn't coming out til spring and they said they were gonna dig it out, jack it up, and shove it.

I told them good luck!

 

Yes, thought it was some kind of joke commercial at first.

 

No - but, it's a real story! I think in the movie it goes on a rampage, in TN they just found the bear dead near a bunch of dumped coke.

 

That van isn't going anywhere, they'll figure it out eventually lmao

 

Guy at work gave me some sand blasting equipment! Now to figure out how it works

 

Took advantage of the somewhat nice day to install running boards on the wife's Highlander.

 

My friend's kid gave me an update. They tore a wheel off the van, broke a winch, broke their truck, and got their truck and their trailer stuck.

That's learning.

 

That's a very expensive life lesson.

 

Please tell me it was on video.

 

So am I the only one not watching the game orrrrrrrrrr

 

Nope,,, hoping deanosaurus comes back with footage

 

What game?

(j/k. I'm not a football fan)

 

Experience is a harsh teacher. It gives the exam before the lesson.

 

It's in the tube but not really paying attention to it.

 

Dealing with children tonight. Game is definitely not on

 

Learning what not to do..

 

You got married?