1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

So that rules out used Subarus and 90s Hondas then....

 

Damn. I guess there goes my stanced Civic EG plans. Was really looking forward to some polished gold rims and maybe even some primer gray fenders.

 

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=b9wnSvgPuNE&feature=share

 

Just want something bigger than the Mini? That wagon looks gooood.

 

meh cheap air fresheners can do it too. The lil trees oil based fresheners can last a long time if it comes into contact with a porous surface. I've seen dealers tuck them into the dash, behind the seats, under the carpet etc to make the car smell

 

Do something ridiculous like Mercedes and have a scent profile unit that basically sprays perfume into the ducts

 

I guess an ozone treatment would help. I've dealt with old smokers cars and won't do it again. Maybe vape is easier, not sure. But it's oil based so I know it can coat surfaces too. Damn kids.

 

That's bananas

 

But you can choose from like three pseudo-affluent smells; Middle Eastern Car Salesman, Whole Foods Vitamin Aisle, and Bratwurst

 

No Schnitzel?

 

Nein it's a working class food, Mercedes is above such low beings

 

That's a damn good point, I've definitely had some real tool clone duds from Amazon

 

Sometimes I look at parts and think, nah they must have the wrong picture, BMW is just fucking with us for fun....

What the hell is this blower motor

 

I’ve heard Dodge has been working out a deal with the same company that puts the perfume dispensers in truck stop bathrooms

 

That's a good partnership considering Dodge owners are the ones leaving a whole log on the toilet seat

 

I listened to a podcast at work recently about that whole ordeal (VW emissions scandal), it's kind of hilarious how stupid the whole thing was in the beginning yet somehow they just let it go on and get way out of hand. Crazy it didn't tank them

 

Holds twice as many pieces of dog food and captain crunch