Whatever

Ya know...if he actually was 17 (and assuming she was older), well....that might be construed as illegal.

#buzzkill


#luckyfeller

 

Spoiler: party time

 

Ok, WTF is going on with all these hazardous materials accidents? This just happened 35 minutes from me...

https://wjactv.com/news/local/tract...6bhNeWfo4D5Is9RNIBSMOksKDpTB4pPatOWLMJ_6JCAA0

 

It only works the other way. Women can be cradle robbers

 

OMG
They sent a plumber to check things out. They literally have a camera on a snake. Giving the house a colonoscopy

 

Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen ... "
I was walking past a tall wooden fence the other day, you know the kind you see outside a building site. As I walked along beside it I heard chanting coming from behind the fence further up... they were chanting numbers, or rather just one number.

"Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, ..." they excitedly chanted. It sounded like a small crowd, young and old; men, women and children. All of them saying the same number over and over.

As I approached I saw a small hole in the fence just big enough to look through. The hole was right where the sound appeared to be originating from.

So, with the crowd continuing to chant "... thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" and it seeming to become more intense as I leaned down to place my eye at the hole and work out WTF was happening in there.

Just as I put my eye to the hole a small finger like that of a child poked me in the eye and the crowd stared cheered loudly and started chanting again..

"Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..."

 

Should take a nice greasy shut while they got the camera in the septic

 

My co worker is the best!!!

 

he's seemed to slip up recently to be the best. Make sure he is aware of the ability to fall off that best list if he stumbles again....

 

@Squirt

 

“What's good for me might not be good for the weak minded”
- Gus McCrae

 

But…I’m still your favorite…right?

 

I wanted to but he was watching on a iPad. I thought he might think I was strange if I asked for a copy.

 

It's amazing what you find under/behind the fridge when you haven't cleaned it in years a couple of weeks.