Whatever

I recognize the look of that!!!

 

How can I be expected to function in a blizzard?
There’s at least 1/8” of snow

 

You are snowed in….. bake more cookies!!!

 

Yeah! Get baked and eat cookies.

 

@HoboDave

 

Or this

 

Too late. Was cleaning out the freezer and found the cookie dough under a dead hooker. I baked 5 and put the rest in the disposal.

 

You never throw out cookie dough

 

Doesn’t seem that roomy from the outside

 

Welp just seen da first Robin it’s gettin close!!!!

 

Ya do when you’re about to be homeless. It hurt worse to throw out some wings and a bag of tilapia fillets. Saving a Mrs smith frozen apple pie for lunch

 

You couldn’t have eaten that stuff by Tuesday??

 

Well since the DMV is closed I've decided to go get the truck washed

 

There’s plenty more to last til then. It’s a big freezer. I’m keeping the stuff I can microwave

 

Hmmm, I always said that I wished you could freeze ass to eat at a later date but was told by my grandpa that you can only eat fresh ass. Lying fvcker he was.

 

Pretty sure I’d get the sweets down as priority!

 

Mmmm paint scratches...

 

Waste not, want not. What a stupid fvckin saying.

 

Purdy nice!!!

I seent 3 buzzards eatin on a dead cow in my front yard......soon!!!