Whatever

...but it's not the turbo that's the issue...

 

Yet

 

I have an idea. I had an Audi once.

 

Turbo razorback.

 

Yup. I learned quickly and cut my losses.

 

???

 

This oughta be good.
Count me in


I'll be expecting German beer... cuz warum nicht?
(For you rednecks, that's Kraut for why not?)

Spoiler: For Squirty

@Squirt

 

My gender bias training from work is paying off. My kids are outback. They come to the door to tell me my son peed outback. I said good job. Then they tell me my daughter did too. I pause, think, and then said good job.

 

I don't know if I want anyone to witness all the fuckery that is working on that thing, nor witness the EPA approved means of coolant cleanup

 

Ahhh living in the country

 

Suburbs

 

Meh, not the worst thing either way.

When I worked at the building supply some guys kid just pulled down his pants and peed in the gravel parking lot facing traffic.

 

$400 for a friggin water pump?
Do you at least get a kiss afterwards?

 

No, I even have to do the reacharound to get to the bolts!

 

I had a smog sensor cost $500 and $300 for intall

 

The owner's manual said to call you? That's weird.

My brother still does that he's 56.

Not joking