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Ouch! Chug the water and wait. They suck.

 

Mornin
Gonna try to get to da gym before this storm starts..
Looks like enough to be crappy.
Last hockey game for grandson tonight at home rink before playoffs.
Maybe his last season. He doesn’t know that yet….

 

Rolling on the ground in pain still?

 

Pissing blood and excellence but takin’ it like a champ.

 

OH DAMN! kidney stones are no joke. that is the most pain I have ever experienced. And I have done some stupid crap As the saying goes true Vermonters don't have all ten. I'm a true Vermonter!
hope that bolder passes quickly

 

Morning Stockers.
Winter storm warning here tonight. 6” to 12” and locally higher amounts.
Crystal is gonna have fun on her tractor. Suppose to be wet and 1” to 1 1/2” an hour.
Patrick is going to put the MTD through its paces.
I definitely have spring fever now and I’m resorting to working on my fishing poles to curb the
Itch.
Be safe all…

 

Insomnia sucks. I'm still trying to go to sleep.

 

Morning funny.


A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy,
"You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it.
It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado.
When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.
So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my
condolences on your loss."
The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains.
"It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

 

I'm looking forwards to it! I readjusted the skids I made last night before taking it out again. It's still running like a champ and throwing snow like it has a personal grievance with it. Going to be out most of the day Saturday doing more snowmobile trails, now that we actually have some snow to move around.

 

First day back at work and get sent for a “random” drug test first thing this morning. If yall think I was on a bender all week youre sorely mistaken. Gonna have to find another way to fire me, idiots.

 

If they did that at my work they'd lose half my department and 90% of the other people in other areas. People are still coming in for the next sort when I leave and the parking lot smells like Woodstock

 

Coming from production sawmills... yeah. Drug tests are a foreign language to them. After a few incidents they considered having them for loader operators, but eventually canned the idea.

 

Doesn't help that it's now legal in Maryland.

Pennsylvania needs to get with it! First New Jersey and now Maryland!

 

Screw you when your random drug test. Homey don’t play that game.

 

I hated pee test drink water.... get in line gotta go gotta go...get you bottle run into the bathroom three guys watch you pee been holding to long now cant go...back to the end of the line.
the Navy way

 

Yeah, Coast Guard was the same shit. Big ol’ bathroom party and nothing was random. Would hear ‘everyone with an emplid ending in X, report for whizz quiz’ and we’d lose some problematic shitbag every-single-time.
This point in my life I’m like ‘you wanna watch, be my guest’.