Carolina Alliance

where you been??? havent seen ya on here in a while!!! and you can most certainly be the "sexytary" of the group!!!

 

Do you realize that Canada is their second favorite place to make fun of after Texas? You're better off with us. Between your Mounties and our Texas Rangers, they won't know what hit 'em.

 

ah, mounties and rangers cant handle us drunken rednecks. they ride horses.........we got trucks and 4wheelers, no way they'd catch us.....we'd just ambush!!! and win!!!

 

haha! Hilarious!
You will understand if i am somewhat skeptical. As of yet the only experience i have had with Canada are the moives "Canadian Bacon", and "Strange Brew" (definately a classic) and of course, TheMaster, who i believe in your native tongue is cosidered.... a "sh!t disturber." TheMaster's sole mission in life seems to be to take down the Carolina Alliance. Perhaps if we were to find ourselves in alliance, TheMaster would come to his senses and join our cause. Otherwise, he will have to be dealt with. Assuming you are willing to drink beer, and have at least a small amount of distain for Texas, i believe an alliance would be favorable/favourable to each of us. Also, it must be noted that i also have a large amount of Irish blood in me. However, i am willing to put our differences asside in order to make fun of anyone else that is different from us in anyway. I'll gladly make fun of the English with their stupid accents and "tea time". Do we have an agreement?

P.S. I love the name of your group!

 

HELL YES YOU CAN!!!

 

Seriously? Horses? Thats your battle plan? I know you can do better than that. Besides, i just think you're getting nervous. The Alliance is growing fast and you cant handle it. Soon you'll have the Carolina Alliance on one side and the Canadian Invasion Eh oh the other. The only chance you'll have is that we will all be so drunk we get confused and start fighting each other... which is very likely

 

Yeah - I'm Irish too! Well - 75% Irish.

 

Drunken rednecks trying to perform an ambush -- sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy skit. I haven't finished my first cup of coffee, so I can't really imagine what the dialog would be yet, but it'd have to contain the line "Hey Bubba, watch this!"

 

See, I'm actually 100% Irish, but I don't have red hair. I've been told I'm "Black Irish" (which, no it's not an ethnic or skin color thing, it only refers to our hair and somewhat more olive skin). So, basically, we're the Irish that don't burn (at the beach).

Anyway, I'd never move to Texas...to many people out there think of it as its own country...I mean seriously, SC started that back in the 1860's...be original for God's sake.

 

I lived in Fletcher, NC. Till i signed up. Now im stuck in the land of Steers and queers. lol. Oh and my Ex-wife still resides there.

Well now that i look at all that... i think that actualy disqualifies me? Can i Get a waver?

I could be the "Over Seas Division" or "Deployed" lol

 

I feel betrayed, I'm going to think of you as Northern Irish now. I'm 95% Irish and my wife is a red head.

Betrayed again, you may be the Cromwell of Texas.

 

I can't let myself be thought of as Northern anything, must less Northern Ireland...

 

The good ole' benedict arnold of texas...

So, as the Scots and Irish can get along in times of trouble (a la braveheart), so can the canucks and redcoats...

 

That actually does sound like a funny skit

 

We'd love to have you as a member of the Alliance. Not only are you a soldier but you actually live in Texas! That will really irk the other Texas if we start recruiting from their own state. If your actaully interested just PM tcBob and have him change your title.

 

I thought you hated the English?

 

Woo hoo... ive always wanted to be accepted by an organization what enjoys the same things as I. Being lazy, Drinkin, and HorsePower! (Gives loud tim the tool-man grunt)

Thank you
SPC Oxian, Out.

 

AWESOME!!! We officially have our first Texas member in the Carolina Alliance! That should drive those dirty Texans crazy! Welcome to the club Oxian

 

I'll try to work on some tonight. If you do go I wouldn't spend much time in Dublin, two days would be enough. It was fun but a bit of a let down, and very expensive. I would recommend the west coast, the Cliffs of Moher were awesome (thats where we had our wedding), and the Burren was really cool too.

 

how much time did you spend over there? i'll have to touch base with you if i go. I want to spend more time in the country than any big cities. A bed and breakfast witha few and a local pub would be fun. Maybe spend a couple weeks traveling to non-touristy places