Conspiracy Theories - Drop em here

At least half of 23Skidoo’s posts and especially his memes are worthy of a

wtf

Just a theory.

 

Well in fairness the other half of your meme posts are funny so worth the risk to look lol

 

Confirmed.

 

Lord… “not to get political, but…”

 

I thought we were going to talk about prostate cancer and the controversy surrounding the presence of perineural invasion.

 

Will there be punch and pie?

 

It depends. If the nervous system is not a good conduit for cancer to spread, then yes. If it is a good conduit, then it’s cocaine and a euro rail pass.

 

NASA is making some new space suits for astronauts to finally walk on the moon

 

Maybe starlings... but not pigeons. I've seen too many pigeons being eaten and there aren't any mechanical parts in them. Gotta be starlings...

 

Road Runners are definitely sus.

 

Fucking grackles have to be aliens. They eat garbage, shit acid, and are constantly stealing data from communications cables.

 

I'll bet they are what's making those chemtrails that are spreading that deadly dihydrogen monoxide throughout the atmosphere.

 

Obviously working for the government.

 

Our only hope to stopping Alien probing of our minds and subsequent abductions is to wear a Velostat hat.

This is real. This is not a joke. I wear one 24-7 and have never been abducted.


https://www.stopabductions.com/

Case Histories:
https://www.stopabductions.com/case-histories.htm

 

Delusions are nothing without case studies.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2M_fQnVqew

 

Ha. They were talking about this on the radio last night.

Something about it would cost more to fake the landing, from filming costs, to paying people off, etc, than it did to actually land on the moon.

 

Walked up the hill to touch it
Then I unzipped my pants
And pissed on it when nobody was looking