Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

Let me have it fellas...

 

Have what? You ain't getting action in that thing, man or woman. Nothing screams "I've never used a condom!" Like wrapping your rear in plasti dip and brotating the chip out of your fender flares. Patriotic AF with those window decals, and window shades, and Wal Mart nite lights.... If skymall made a taco mag, it would just be the pile of excuses you call a truck. Sucks that you went to prom, stag bro, but no need to brag about it 18 years later.

 

You left your purse in the bed
Must be your summer handbag being white...don't carry that one after Labor Day you fashionista

 

u wanna see some roast I got u watch what they gonna say about this

 

It looks great in the 2nd and 4th pics

 

Also, this ain't a Ford forum.

 

Roast away!

 

Sorry: but I just can't. Nice looking truck! I think the 2nd gen refresh grille is one of the nicest looking ones they ever put on a Tacoma. I put a 2015 TRD Pro grille on my 2014, and I'm thinking of putting the stock insert back on. I think the T-A-C-O-M-A letters across that cross-hatch center would look just perfect.

The "stock ghosts" are whispering to me and keeping me from peacefully sleeping at night.

Welcome to the forum! Ask lots of questions.

 

Roast away!

 

This is like the tofu of Tacos. It's bland in every direction. You could put a little sauce on it but nobody cares about your 2020 plus sport wheels. If anything, they look a little tacky. Like honey mustard. Who in the hell eats honey mustard... Soccer moms at Chick-fil-A, that's it. That's what you are, you're a taco mom. You decided to play it safe because you're afraid that Chick-fil-A chicken goats will come back to haunt you... But tofu never will.

 

Sigh ....







Remember how your first time with your second to last ex and she said she was a beast in bed and it turns out she just did the whole starfish thing and you were sort of awkward and didn't know what to do about it. So you did your business and left?


That's your truck. A starfish. Not even a fun starfish like Patrick. Just... It's the starfish.

 

Nice F150. Can we get a better picture?

 

What flavor Boot do you enjoy?
All them flares and no tire.
Way to matte black your rear bumper but make sure the rest of the truck shines like the bald spot on your dome piece.

 

lol pic of tacoma to be roasted

 

BOOOOORRRING!! Someone sure knows how to take the RAD out of Colorado. Maybe if I was wearing glasses as cloudy as your headlights I could imagine it was a bad ass Tacoma

 

Did you air brush the dirt on at the same time as the gear, or did it come free with the green screen background? Making payments on your graphics? Hope you got a discount, your bed side ones are crooked, kinda like that tent on the rack in the back. How many racks do you need? Your mom makes do with one just fine, her rooftop tent was a rocking all night, surprised you didn't flash her with your fancy yellow fog lights and asked to be tucked in.

 

At first glance I misread "tucked"