ASSHOLE PARKING

I mean, I get it, people can suck at parking for a lot of reasons, but what you are advocating is actually vandalism.

 

You live long enough you will see yourself become the villain.

 

Bad parking doesn't justify vandalizing someone's vehicle.

 

Shin splitter deluxe. He's a helicopter pilot, they are all this way.


This turn muffin (me) doesn't know what a carwash is, all that mud came off the two Toyotas in the photo over the past few years... But, most people don't want to park here after me so at least I get to keep my parking spot! To be fair, I live down a four-mile dirt road and when it rains, things get interesting.

 

You look through your eyes, I'll look through mine.

 

Unfortunately, vandalism isn't subjective. You are causing damage or defacing someone else's property with willful and malicious intent. Pretty cut and dry.

 

Completely agreed.

That said, I wouldn't be too upset if he was sticking them on windows/glass. Paint would suck though.

 

Yeah, glass is one thing, and I hope that's the case. Paint on the other hand, any damage to the paint would easily be over the $1000 limit in FL and the victim would be able to go after him. All-in-all, it's a pretty stupid thing to be doing.

 

Clearly you haven’t been to Hawaii where they are so lazy they just drive around and roll on parking tickets onto your windshield so they don’t even have to get out—and they are a bitch to remove.

 

It's even worse when the vehicle owner is peeling them of their window inside the impound yard.

 

If that is a curb cut for a crosswalk/handicapped access, this person is a complete cactus twat and should be towed with aplomb

 

Does that mean I can file vandalism charges against the cops if they tag my vehicle for towing?

 

Or seniors in high school that tag everyone's vehicles on the last day of school?

 

Awesome

 

Back on track people!!! Let’s focus on the assholes parking out there, we are collapsing from within here!

 

Of course its on the glass, who the fuck would put it on someones paint?

 

There are people who would without a second's hesitation. Several in this thread.

 

Gather the group and boxes him in to go along with the game

 

Or....the commufornians wanna be.

 

If everyone is nicely considered like you to begin with, then the matter wouldn't be escalated.