Whatever

Welp, my kid just gave me my bday present....





Right there up front at Busch Stadium. So it's gonna be me, my kid, Axel and Slash all hangin out together....my kid is driving cause cities scare me

I need a GNR tattoo

 

I can’t compete with that present so I’m just gonna return the one I got for you.

 

When I was a kid, my brothers and I discovered our dad’s stash of girly magazines. One cartoon I’ll always remember from them depicted a cave with scantily clad girls standing around in a cave with beds all around. The sign read “Carla’s Bad Cavern”

 

Nice! I can’t believe you like GNR but not Pink Floyd

 

He’s a complicated fella.

 

Serious question y’all…
My car has the “smart key” system. Where you can unlock the door if the key is near. Just by grabbing the handle. My question is…If I’m asleep in it, or just stopped at a light, with the key fob inside. Can someone open the door?

 

That’s a good question my wife’s car has that feature


Edit. You have someone to try and open while your in the car locked?

 

My wife says her key knows it’s inside and she has actually lock a key in the car

 

No, unless they have one of your fobs on them.

 

Spoiler: nude beech

Spoiler: no Squirt allowed

Spoiler: I mean it Squirt, march your butt right out

Spoiler: clothed beech

 

Ladiesand gentlemen....I give you the blue poppies:

 

No, cant open if you and key fob inside.

 

This seems like something I would do

 

Nah, not yet. Nobody comes around now that I’m a “pinko commie, bleeding heart liberal, tree hugging, Prius driving goat molester”

 

You ain’t never molested no goat. That was @Hobbs