Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

^Didn't know you were a herpestologist

 

A pair of Michael Jordan’s shoes have become the most valuable sneakers ever to be sold at auction. Sotheby’s says the Nike Air Jordan 13 sneakers sold for a record $2.2 million on Tuesday. The basketball legend wore them during the 1998 NBA Finals, known as “The Last Dance” because it was Jordan’s final year with the Chicago Bulls.

 

https://twitter.com/Tasnim_military/status/1644952254695239680

 

There is a croc that lives around where I live. Some lady called FWC (FL game wardens) who came out to her place, because the thing was stalking her little fucking ankle biter. She said she wanted it relocated, the warden told her to keep her yapper on a leash then, they would not be doing anything. She threw a fit, he told her sorry lady, thats a protected animal, absolutely nothing they can do.
That warden lives around the corner from me and told me the story. It lives in the pocket, every now and again you hear a report of where it is. Someone saw it on the open ocean beach about a year ago.

 

Now here is a real life WTF..... https://www.foxnews.com/us/georgia-...-not-fit-deceased-animal-family-attorney-says

 

That is indeed, a real WTF....

 

Back to Florida

 

I love it, fuck Brightline. They are planning on ripping through my town at 110 mph. We are a small town, and they dont stop here, just barrel right on through at 110. I hope they get sued for EVERY accident, I think they have killed 60-70 people since they started running a year or two ago.

 

I was wrong, they are up to 88 killed. I was wrong on how long they have been operating.
https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/two-killed-brightline-train-collision-delray-beach/

 

Pennsylvania Javelin Coach Charged With Sexually Assaulting 17-Year-Old Boy After Texting Him For A Romp At 2 A.M. (msn.com)

 

^How come my coaches didn't look like this when I was in school?

 

I would have volunteered to be "sexually assaulted" by her.

 

Im sure he was traumatized

 

Her specialty is “javelin”.

 

Mine looked like this.

 

That's possibly the source of the complaint - the 17 year-old didn't expect a pegging.

 

All she had to do was walk up to any adult male and smile.

26 hetero female sports coach works and presumably lives in PA. She probably drives either a T4R, Tacoma, Jeep Wrangler or a Subaru.

 

Statutory rape is statutory rape. Period. Learn the law before you go out fucking.