PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

@Stitchgirl90

Amanda has actually paid me back almost everything I've paid to help her out since January, which is why I do it. Also, the ex called me from Amanda's phone back in September 2021 and basically told me to stay away or else. I initially did, but that Amanda and I reconnected again for the second time in a year and a half; I have some major advantages over her ex...

I weigh just over 280 pounds, have never been arrested in my life, and know both cops and lawyers.

The ex weighs something like 600 pounds and is a convicted felon...

If he confronted me, I could introduce him to Lucille (my real zombie bat prop) and it would be considered self-defense just based on both his size and his criminal record!

 

It’s never too late to procreate, haven’t you watched Maury?

 

My girlfriend is only 32 (33 in June) but can't get pregnant. If things get serious and we end up getting married, and we decide we went a child, neither of us have any problem with adopting.

 

Saving the credit card was no accident. They want their money, doesn’t matter how they get it.

Let this be a lesson in carrying emergency cash. Take a few 20s, stick them in the back part of your wallet, do not spend unless absolutely needed.

 

One of my friends is going to be 50 years old this year and is still technically capable of conceiving, but she already has two adult children, plus a mortgage and a car payment. My best friend's mom hit menopause at 42, and my aunt's ex-girlfriend continued to have a period well into her 50s; I think that genetics has a lot to do with it.

 

So the storage place claimed it was an accident so they didn't get in trouble? Unfortunately for them, I'm not a moron and regularly check my credit card transactions!

 

Just cuz you can doesnt mean you should.

 

The person telling you it was a mistake has no idea what they are talking about. It could be true, but the systems are designed in such a way as to outsmart the user and optimize revenue.

But good on you for checking your statements.

 

35 years old and older is considered a "geriatric pregnancy". My friend had her second daughter at 35 and told me about this. I've heard that once you get past the age of 40, it is incredibly high risk. As far as I'm considered, inability to get pregnant for any reason makes it easier for me because I don't have to buy condoms (after the woman has an STD test of course)!

When I was 22, I was kissed on the mouth by a drunk 51-year old blonde at a bar (she seriously tried to make out with me), but I've never had relations with anybody older than me.

 

Well, I didn't have to read the woman the riot act like I was expecting to do, so I'm satisfied; I was surprisingly on pretty good terms with the ex's mom before this happened (only met her once, but talked to her via conference call with Amanda numerous times), but now I absolutely refuse to talk to her...

 

I'm not going to lie, @Stitchgirl90 and were just going to be friends with benefits at first (albeit exclusive friends with benefits with no other partners). The "dates" I took her on were to get her out of her shitty living siutation for a few hours at a time, but I got more and more attracted to her the more I saw her. We ended up deciding to be boyfriend and girlfriend, and quite honestly Amanda is one of the most amazing women I've ever met. We have so much in common that it isn't even funny!

 

Anybody remember the Octomom?!?!

 

Is that Kate plus 8 ? She was from PA.

 

Charlie is and amazing man and a great boyfriend shows me so much love and what is different from my last is that I can feel the love. Yes we do have so much in common that it isn’t even funny and the more we date and or hang out together is that we find more and more things in common with each other

 

My friend Ryan's mom (sadly no longer with us due to complications from cancer) had her youngest son at 42!

 

Kate Gosselin didn't have all eight kids at once; Nadya Suleman took fertility drugs for the sole purpose of giving birth to as many kids as possible...

 

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In October 2010, my friend Ryan's girlfriend's parents had a Halloween costume party at their house; I wore my DIY Tony Soprano costume for the second year in a row. The girlfriend's sister dressed up as the Octomom...

 

My friend Ryan went as Gomez Addams...

 

The girlfriend's mom was Flo...

 

The girlfriend's dad was the Mayhem guy from the Allstate commercials, and another relative was the Travelocity gnome, but unfortunately I don't have pictures...