ASSHOLE PARKING

It's 100% a dick move that is equal in assholishness to parking at the gas pump with no intention to fill your vehicle, and going inside to buy losing lottery tickets for half and hour.

He thinks he's "owning" people. He's merely self-identifying as someone that is unliked by everyone, including his mother.

 

I keep one of these in each car. Nobody gets mad if you park in front of the "out of order" pump.

https://pumpoutoforder.com/

 

I’m kinda on the Fords side with this one. Living in the Bay Area, land of tech entitlement, Teslas drive like rules of the road don’t apply to them. Always fun sticking it to a Tesla once in a while… it’s a sport around here.

 

If they drive like assholes, they are filming themselves driving like assholes. Let law enforcement deal with it.

Taking up electric vehicle charging stations with a non-electric vehicle is a 100% dick move - no excuses, reasons, or explanation to the contrary.

 

Well the gooberment says you will be driving one by 2023 or whenever it is, lol. Dont worry, it wont drive up your electric prices and the grid will handle it just fine, lol. And they totally will go 400k without a few battery pack replacements, just like Tacoma's will with no engine replacement.

 

These would be great to throw on some EV charging stations lol

 

So we can’t meet in the middle on this? Lol Law enforcement could give two shits around here for parking. I guess the Bay Area has just ruined me.

 

What about new apartment construction that has no private parking? No drive way or parking lot?

 

Sure it's a dick move, but if there are plenty of stalls and no where else to park. I don't see the harm. They might be going out of there way in this situation.

Parking at the pump at the gas station could be excusable if the place isn't busy, but you never know when the pumps all fill up with the cycle of the traffic light. I've never seen a slow gas station.

When I get gas people are just sitting in their cars. No idea what they are waiting for, they just hang out there fucking with their phones. I don't think they ever got gas to begin with.

I think they are uber drivers or similar, maybe card skimmers, buying and or selling drugs. I've seen people sit there and twist one up. I'm just like you can go anywhere out of the way and do all of these things. Why you at the pump?

 

Even if one buys fuel, dicking around excessively after is kinda crappy when others are waiting.

 

One important detail to keep in mind regarding government rules and regulations:
The government owns the ball, the government writes the rules of the ballgame, and the government breaks those same rules when it suits their own purposes.
Those construction sites are exempted in order to comply with State equal housing master plans and... (wait for it) to qualify for state grants.

 

Yep, Walmart parking lot.

 

Emptiest Walmart parking lot I've ever seen.

 

Must not be the first of the month...

 

Your truck is not that big home boy.

 

It is when your eyelids have chins...

 

X 10 if you park at the only non-ethanol pump in the lot. There used to be a station here that sold only non-ethanol, took it out and is being replaced with a garden center or some crap, I only know of two places nearby with non-ethanol gas. It's all I ever run.

The old place had 91 octane, best I can do now is 89.

 

Yesterday at work
I'm on the left
I did move but this guy parks like a dick almost every time

 

They must play volleyball. On the line is "in".

 

How the fuck do they even get out of their car parking like that?